Samus and an army of Pikmin vs Master Chief and an army of Goombas

Master Chief has 30 goombas, an assault rifle, a battle rifle, and all of the stamina he has in Halo. Samus has all abilities she has in Metroid Prime at the end, plus 100 blue Pikmin(not resistant to phazon) except she has only 1 life tank. That means no phazon resistance for either of them. The battle takes place in Omega Pirate's arena, without the puddles of phazon, but the room is rimmed with it.

This doesn't make any sense at all! Shouldn't Olimar be with Samus for the Pikmin to have any use? If Samus grabbed a Pikmin it would be crushed! Unless Olimar is there, the Pikmin get pwned by the Goombas, so Samus has no Pikmin and Master Chief has a ton of Goombas to to hinder Samus' progress and distract her. I can't really vote for Master Chief vs Samus because I'm not familiar with the former, but in this case Master Chief wins because he has a ton of little helpers.

by the way, samus does not have her phazon suit.

Oh no..... The nightmare returns....

The Samus vs Master Cheif spazout continues...

Yeah, Samus still destroys Master Chief. But Pikmin are like, an inch tall.

Samus solos via Wavebuster.

I hope everyone realizes that Pikmin are at best an inch tall and Goombas I would estimate at maybe 2 feet. Both are ridiculously useless, but Pikimin moreso.

This is terrible horrible spite, Samus fires one time, Master Chief and all the goombas die.

Originally posted by Cyner
This is terrible horrible spite, Samus fires one time, Master Chief and all the goombas die.

well, yeah, that's probably true.

Master Chief wins

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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That vid just went and autoplayed without me even clicking it and I forgot I turned the volume up high. Surprised the heck outta me.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
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So you quoted it...? 😐 GJ.

Edit: HIM TOO. WHY?

I would bang her soooooooooooooooooo hard. 😐

Anyway, aren't Pikmin like smaller than the size of soup cans?

Not that it really matters. Samus kills everything on the field with a couple of blasts.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Anyway, aren't Pikmin like smaller than the size of soup cans?

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Oh no..... The nightmare returns....

The Samus vs Master Cheif spazout continues...

...but with a twist!

Boxxy the queen of 4chan!!!

One of only two good things ever to come out of that hellhole. 😐

stfu

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GODDAMNIT IT SHITPASTE

IF YOU SNIPE ME ONE MOAR TIME