Twilight Vamps/Akasha vs Ang Lee Hulk

After the twilight vamps dispose of the mutants in the previous thread, they begin to target a far more dangerous foe...the Hulk. Hulk can run at speeds that match any twilight vamp..and can jump several miles in one leap. His combat speed is fast enough to capture missiles fired on him by enemy aircraft.

Can the vampires take him down?

Er......Akasha can fry his ass (dunno if that would work though). Jane could mind rape him, would that work?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Er......Akasha can fry his ass (dunno if that would work though). Jane could mind rape him, would that work?

Mind rape doesn't work well against the Hulk...if we assume that that ability carries over from the comics.

Mind-rape doesn't work on Hulk.
Akasha's flame thing ain't gonna do anything but piss him off.
Hulk smashes.

^ real answer.

Though, going by on-screen feats only, Hulk loses 'cause TP wasn't used in the movie and we never saw him regen. You peeps like to deny character facts just because they weren't shown on-screen... Hulk dies.

^ KMC answer.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Mind rape doesn't work well against the Hulk...if we assume that that ability carries over from the comics.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, just movies here.

Still, anyone trying to probe Hulk's mind like that will only piss him off...making him stronger. He'll probably end up *****-slapping Jane with that tank cannon.

Akasha's fire wouldn't do anything to him but piss him off.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Still, anyone trying to probe Hulk's mind like that will only piss him off...making him stronger. He'll probably end up *****-slapping Jane with that tank cannon.

Akasha's fire wouldn't do anything to him but piss him off.

he is correct, but in accordance with the on-screen rule, Hulk can't regen and he's not TP resistant. Hulk dies.

Wait, onscreen Hulk is vulnerable to fire?

yes. Hulk in any medium is vulnerable to fire (resistent to heat though), he just regens from the burns. However, he never regens in Ang's "Hulk", therefore, he doesn't have regen.

Akasha solos him then. She can simply hover around thousands of feet high and fry him.

Yep, Akasha stomps.

Riddick can kill movie Hulk since we're relegated to using on-screen feats 😂.

Nah, Hulk would get his dick wet against Riddick.

Not if you're using that toon Riddick (who sounds just as badass as Blonsky) in human form. Riddick has blades... he'd decap Hulk.

Nah. Hulk. Wet green dick.

Hulk was only cut once during the movie..and he regenerated from that...it was that bomb they dropped on Hulk when he first landed in the desert..right before he took out the tanks. Aside from that, nothing else in the movie could even penetrate Hulk's skin..so nothing to regenerate from.

Akasha burns people from the inside out. Now, of course, comic Hulk can regen from that, but there's no movie feat to back it up. Akasha wins.

If we're saying Hulk doesn't have his regen abilities..then Akasha can't burn non-vampires..cause it wasn't shown on screen.

Originally posted by marwash22
Akasha burns people from the inside out. Now, of course, comic Hulk can regen from that, but there's no movie feat to back it up. Akasha wins.

combustible blood or not, she still sets crap on fire (organic or other)... Ang-Hulk has no movie feat to suggest he can regen from being burned. Do you see now, how dumb that rule is in some instances?