Your Random Star Wars jokes

make 'em silly/funny or how ever you want just... because.

vader uses palpatines bathroom on the death star. he had to go badly and no other restrooms were close by.

Palpatine enters bathroom..

Palpatine: 'sniff, sniff'.. aw no.

moments later at his desk he holo-summons vader

Palpatine: Lord Vader

Vader: Yes Master

Palpatine: 'ehem' (clears throat) were you around here earlier, my friend?

Vader: .... yes, master

Palpatine: ah. did you use my... bio facility, by any chance.

Vader: ......yes

Palpatine: you, pooed, in there, it seems. and it smells. badly.

Vader: ......

Palpatine: Don't do it again. they're my facilities. mine.

Vader: my sincerest apoligies my master. i, i had to go real bad and..

Palpatine: BAAaahh!! Just don't do it again. i had to force shield myself in order repel the horrid stench you left while i was relieving myself. and you couldn't even offer a courtesy flush afterwards. Leave me.

'end transmission'

Vader: .......... 'faaaaaaAAart' ahhhhh..

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
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Originally posted by Zampanó
[QUOTE=12883090]Originally posted by Lord Lucien
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I don't get it.

that was so stupid. I don't think you could have written a more stupid joke. In fact, i hearby hijack this thread and challenge someone to write a joke that is more stupid than that. I think you will fail.

Originally posted by truejedi
that was so stupid. I don't think you could have written a more stupid joke. In fact, i hearby hijack this thread and challenge someone to write a joke that is more stupid than that. I think you will fail.

Spoiler:
Because Han always 'shoots' first

Alright, no...