Giant Baby Bowser & Yoshi vs. Kain & Dante.

Originally posted by NemeBro
*Wonders when people will actually learn the ****ing definition of toonforce*

Isn't it that the law of physics can go f*ck themselves if some will be funny? Like when Elma Fudd cuts the branch Buggs is on and instead of the branch falling the entire planet does? As in, not applicable in combat etc?

'Wait, are you telling me you could have gotten out of those cuffs at any time?!'
'No, only when it would be funny!'

Roger Rabbit, classic.

Edit: Although I suppose the same thing could be said if something would be kewl.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Isn't it that the law of physics can go f*ck themselves if some will be funny? Like when Elma Fudd cuts the branch Buggs is on and instead of the branch falling the entire planet does? As in, not applicable in combat etc?

'Wait, are you telling me you could have gotten out of those cuffs at any time?!'
'No, only when it would be [b]funny!'

Roger Rabbit, classic.

Edit: Although I suppose the same thing could be said if something would be kewl. [/B]

Indeed.

Also, DMC is choc-full with that 'kewl' factor.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Isn't it that the law of physics can go f*ck themselves if some will be funny? Like when Elma Fudd cuts the branch Buggs is on and instead of the branch falling the entire planet does? As in, not applicable in combat etc?

'Wait, are you telling me you could have gotten out of those cuffs at any time?!'
'No, only when it would be [b]funny!'

Roger Rabbit, classic.

Edit: Although I suppose the same thing could be said if something would be kewl. [/B]

Originally posted by Heythere,Honey
That's what Sephiroth thought he could do, but couldn't even make it past the first level.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Indeed.

Also, DMC is choc-full with that 'kewl' factor.

It is more like lameforce.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Except your entire post is nonsensical. Nothing supports Dante being anywhere close enough to replicate the force of any of Yoshi's egg tosses, period.

You see something you don't like, you scream toonforce, predictable.

Except Yoshi's egg packs a million times more force than any boulder from any catapult.

Yoshi eggs have done nothing that Dante's fists cannot do other than bounce off walls and objects.

The large Yoshi egg is nothing special other than being heavier.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Yoshi eggs have done nothing that Dante's fists cannot do other than bounce off walls and objects.

The large Yoshi egg is nothing special other than being heavier.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Yoshi eggs have done nothing that Dante's fists cannot do other than bounce off walls and objects.

The large Yoshi egg is nothing special other than being heavier.

You grossly overestimate Dante's strength/striking force.
I also doubt Dante would be able to penetrate Giant Baby Bowser. Only Yamato would help him there, though that's a MAYBE.

Originally posted by NemeBro
DMC would have to be cool for this to be true.

It is more like lameforce.

You implying I was wrong there? estahuh

It tries to use coolforce. srug

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix

It tries to use coolforce. srug

That's called doucheforce

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So heayv, a ballon can cary it, and yet Yoshi throws it so hard is sends am ASSIVE bowser back MILES. yeah, nothign Dante cul,nt' replicate...Ohwatsio

Ok, so let's say the heavy egg hits harder than Gilgamesh. So how will Yoshi hit Dante? He's a bullet-timer and moves so fast that it appears he teleports. He will have no trouble dealing with Yoshi.

And what can Baby Bowser do that will even beat Dante? Swat at him? No he's too fast. Spit fireballs at him? Won't work since Dante can reflect them back (as he did with a skeletal dragon in DMC1) or just take the hit since it can't be as bad as Ifrit which is hotter than a volcano.

If Baby Bowser did attempt to eat him, it will be the Leviathan level from DMC3 all over again.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Ok, so let's say the heavy egg hits harder than Gilgamesh. So how will Yoshi hit Dante? He's a bullet-timer and moves so fast that it appears he teleports. He will have no trouble dealing with Yoshi.

And what can Baby Bowser do that will even beat Dante? Swat at him? No he's too fast. Spit fireballs at him? Won't work since Dante can reflect them back (as he did with a skeletal dragon in DMC1) or just take the hit since it can't be as bad as Ifrit which is hotter than a volcano.

If Baby Bowser did attempt to eat him, it will be the Leviathan level from DMC3 all over again.

Well, since Dante is a douche he'll wait to move until the last minute because he underestimates Yoshi. Since the egg covers miles of distance in seconds, it hits him.

So much --Force going about. Sin covered it nicely, and if Dante on the small chance he's about to be hit by an egg in comes Kain's TK. Bowser and Yoshi lost their slight chance.
Douchforce and vampy take this one way or another.

Doesn't look anything like miles :/

Originally posted by BloodRain
So much --Force going about. Sin covered it nicely, and if Dante on the small chance he's about to be hit by an egg in comes Kain's TK. Bowser and Yoshi lost their slight chance.
Douchforce and vampy take this one way or another.

Doesn't look anything like miles :/

''Bowser and Yoshi lost their slight chance.'' Are the big eggs, not GGB.
That's if Dante doesn't walk around it. Best chance is to try hitting a teleporting, misting, TKing Kain.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Well, since Dante is a douche he'll wait to move until the last minute because he underestimates Yoshi. Since the egg covers miles of distance in seconds, it hits him.

Which he survives since he's survived earth-shattering blows without injury. Then, he realizes the eggs hurt.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Actually, Kain can't TK somethign the size of GBB, and if Dante doesn't aim dodge, he simply is not getting out of the way of a yoshi egg. Neither character can hurt GBB at all, and GBB has TK. He tk grasps them both, Yoshi eggs them.

Baby Bowser has no TK.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Which he survives since he's survived earth-shattering blows without injury. Then, he realizes the eggs hurt.

Baby Bowser has no TK.

Yes he does, he used it to toss boulders at Yoshi in the boss fight.

Lets see if the egg lands its mark first.

O_o Thats TK?

All it takes is for Dante to be looking at GBB long enugh for Yoshi to aim. Dante'll never dodge it while it's in motion. 😛 Or for GBB to TK him. 😉

Looked like TK to me, he launched giant boulders at you without touching them.

Frankly I don't see how it doesn't hit it's mark. And when the hell did Dante take Earth-shattering blows?

Kain cannot TK something moving as fast as Yoshi's Egg. It probably even has too much force for him to stop even if he could somehow get a lock on it.