If you could steal 5 voices...

Five different voices from any person on Earth living or dead. You could then use those voices at will for any situation that called for it.

My five:

Patrick Stewart: for giving toasts and public speeches
David Bowie: for singing
Michael Ironside: for making threats
Norm MacDonald: for making snarky remarks
Antonio Banderas: for seducing women

Christopher Lee for everything...or and Palpatine's actually.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Patrick Stewart: for giving toasts and public speeches
David Bowie: for singing
Michael Ironside: for making threats
Norm MacDonald: for making snarky remarks
Antonio Banderas: for seducing women

William Shatner as Kirk for seducing women.
Jack Black for snarkiness.
Javier Bardem as Chigurh for making threats.
Richard Burton for toasts and whatnot.
Not sure about singing: torn between Till Lindemann of Rammstein, and Neil Diamond.

Patrick Stewart (borrowed, good one): for giving toasts and public speeches
George Michael: for singing
Christopher Walken: for making threats
Christopher Walken: for making snarky remarks
Captian Kirk(borrowed, good one): for seducing women

Barney Fife: For sex with the wife.
Peter Griffin: For public speeches.
Kevin Conroy: Because he's the effing Batman.
Joe Pesci: Because he has an awesome voice.
James Earl Jones: Dark Lord of the Sith would be cool for terrorist threats.

My five:

James Earl Jones: for giving toasts and public speeches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJgnUix2kI

Jason Castro : for singing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVhepGj21Bw

christopher walken: for making threats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJg4JHSZVw&feature=related

Ryan Reynolds: for making snarky remarks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juMegSOEaao&feature=related

Colin Farrel: for seducing women
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9A0HenYcs&feature=related

Imp,

Very good list. Makes me wish I had spent more then 7 seconds doing mine.

P.S. Either your wife is one crazy-kinky *****, or you want to make sure she'll never orgasm during sex.

Originally posted by Robtard
Imp,

Very good list. Makes me wish I had spent more then 7 seconds doing mine.

P.S. Either your wife is one crazy-kinky *****, or you want to make sure she'll never orgasm during sex.

You're just jealous, Rob, since Barney Fife makes my wife moist.

That, and she orgasms to my rendition of "I'm funny, how?" during anal intercourse.

Originally posted by Impediment
You're just jealous, Rob, since Barney Fife makes my wife moist.

That, and she orgasms to my rendition of "I'm funny, how?" during anal intercourse.

Heehee

Haahaa.

PS, send pics.

heh

nobody said vincent price

jeez, or casey kasem

Originally posted by inimalist
jeez, or casey kasem

Or the most epic voice ever. Don LaFontaine!

This is what I choose; since I was first, I win the ****ing internets!

Morgan Freeman - books on tape or nav system

Sam Elliot - intimidation

Clancy Brown - public speaking events

Patrick Warburton - voicemail message

Christopher Heyerdahl (Using his Alistair voice from "Supernatural"😉 - scaring the crap outta my nieces and nephews

Christopher Walken; For Christopher Walken impressions

Peter Cullen; It's Optimus Prime, man, who doesnt want to sound like, Prime?

Sandra Bullock; So i could talk dirty to myself, whilst i masturbate

Bobcat Goldthwait; So i could annoy people

James Hetfield; So i could sing like him while i play guitar hero Metallica

Isaiah Mustafa.

Hitler: for making speeches (his were definitely effective)

One of the guys that do the action film trailer voice overs: just cos they're cool as fu(k.

Vin Diesel: Again just cos it's a damn cool voice.

Sean Connery: For seducing the ladies. (although it's close enough already)

Joe Pascuale or Lee Evans to irritate people.

I argee Joe Pascuale even if I am a girl and have a NJ accent that sounds almost like him it would be nice to make people scared of me!I also would not mind Alica Keys voice for singing.

The singing voice would be ****ing hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdaOeAxy0GU&feature=PlayList&p=6B7500DDA6182025&playnext=1&index=30
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCAjTbRfL8

Freddy Mercury
Patrick Stewart
Barry White
Samuel L. Jackson
William Shatner

Morgan Freeman, for all the inevitable voiceover and narration work I'd be getting in Hollywood.