paul vs ken

Started by cnorwood2 pages

paul vs ken

both the red gi wearing, american champions of their series. both of their rivals are a japanese man, who wears white and red gloves.
who wins?

i think paul would win. even though he has no projectile paul is way stonger. in his tekken 2 ending he turns a huge boulder into dust when its in the way of his bike. his other rival is a bear, whos father he whooped, and beaten the bear a few times, he lost to the bear and just went home mad, instead of a hospital. in tekken 3 the canonical story is that he did be regular ogre but didnt know about true ogre so he left. gameplay wise pauls burning fist takes 90% of the heath bar, and 4 of his death fists can ko someone. ken does have him in speed but 1 hit from paul would do some serious damage to him. story wise paul is probably the strongest character after jin, kazuya, heihachi, and lars, who have all done things that are way beyond super-human, and he is up on their level.

oh yea, and kazuya is probably the 1st or 2nd character in tekken, and paul could give him a good run, and maybe beat him once in a while. kazuya can beat heihachi during tekken 4 and beyond. in tekken 6 heihachi caught lars' bullet between his teeth and laughed it out like it was a joke. catching bullets between your teeth>dodging bullets

Paul wins by virtue of being hundreds of times more awesome.

Paul being more "awesome" than Ken is very funny. Doesn't get more awesome then Ken the puckin' Masters.

Good Morning Mister Masters!

YouTube video

'Can't touch this skill...

Ken is a thousand times more awesome than any Tekkenfag.

Except Paul's not a tekkenfag. estahuh

Oh, and he typically is more awesome than Ken Masters. He'd be exponentially more awesome than Ken if it weren't for the fact that he's been turned into something of a douche recently.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Ken is a thousand times more awesome than any Tekkenfag.
Those aliens couldn't bring it to Paul, what makes you think YOU can!?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
he typically is more awesome than Ken Masters. He'd be exponentially more awesome than Ken if it weren't for the fact that he's been turned into something of a douche recently.

Sursly...no.

Ken Masters bores me. 😐

The Masters Foundation sponsored the Capcom VS SNK tournament AND he was in it.

Originally posted by No End N Site
The Masters Foundation sponsored the Capcom VS SNK tournament AND he was in it.
You act like that's an interesting character trait or something.

Originally posted by No End N Site
Paul being more "awesome" than Ken is very funny. Doesn't get more awesome then Ken the puckin' Masters.

Good Morning Mister Masters!

YouTube video

'Can't touch this skill...

Originally posted by No End N Site
Sursly...no.

That second post of yours is misplaced. I have rectified your mistake.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You act like that's an interesting character trait or something.

It is...it makes him cool.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
That second post of yours is misplaced. I have rectified your mistake.

Ken feeds off your hate.

Not really.

Zangief is cool.

Zangief is awesome in fact.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Not really.

Zangief is cool.

Zangief is awesome in fact.

WTF, you're crazy! Ken's the 1st SF with his own game.

All Gief does is masturbate to pics of Vega.

Zangief is HUNDREDS UPON THOUSANDS OF TIMES COOLER THAN KEN!!!

HOW CAN PUNY AMERICAN FIGHTER COMPARE TO WRESTLER BORN IN MOTHER RUSSIA!?

Phuck you! Team Amurka 4 evAR

Originally posted by No End N Site
It is...it makes him cool.

Ken feeds off your hate.

And becomes even moar unkewl.

Originally posted by No End N Site
Phuck you! Team Amurka 4 evAR

Everybody knows that Gay Russian Bear Wrasslers >>> Blond Ponytail-wearing Amurricans.

😆 This thread is awesome!

Originally posted by No End N Site
Phuck you! Team Amurka 4 evAR
PUNY AMERICAN FIREBALLS WILL NEVER COMPARE TO REAL RUSSIAN WRESTLING!!!