Real Life Achievements

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This video made me want to make a thread about asking you gamers what you did in your life that you think deserves an achievement pop up. What would you title it and how much Gamerscore do you think you would earn (the number has to be 200 or less)?

For example:
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5G - Nut Cracker
You've successfully kicked someone in their family jewels

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20g - Hungry Hungry Hippo
You've gone for over a week without food

awesome

i once only once beat wrath of the black manta.. i cant remember the power skill combination and tried a few times through out the yrs with no success..i guess its easy now due to internet.. but, we didnt have it then in the olden days.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
YouTube video

This video made me want to make a thread about asking you gamers what you did in your life that you think deserves an achievement pop up. What would you title it and how much Gamerscore do you think you would earn (the number has to be 200 or less)?

For example:
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5G - Nut Cracker
You've successfully kicked someone in their family jewels

My real life activities arent nearly as impressive as my xbox 360 gamerscore and achievements. I'd probably get a 0 point achievement titled ( squandered potential )

I masturbated, I came. Shower.

Achievment Unlocked:
10 G- I Found It!!!
Find Pennsylvania Driver's Manual

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20G - If You Can Dodge a Hammer, You Can Dodge a Ball
Successfully dodged a hammer that was thrown at you

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50 G- That's What She Said
Use a catchphrase for twoo consecutive weeks

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30G - Mother May I Hang Up?
Angered your mother by turning her phone off while she was using it. Pray the achievement was worth it.

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Gold - Red Ringed
You Sent Your 360 Away For Repairs!

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10G - Anyone Got A Tissue?
You succesfully ejaculated, how about you try it with the opposite sex now?

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0G - Unfasionably Early
You Came Prematurely.... Unlucky.

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100G - Bandwidth Hog
You successfully calculated the time it would take to upload a 90MB file on your slow network! You bandwidth hogging bastard!

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30 G- R & R
You finally had a good nights sleep.

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30G - Get Some More Underwear
You successfully beat constipation.