master roshi vs kohona

Started by wakkawakkawakka2 pages
Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Tsunade whores herself out to Roshi and thus, he spares them all. 131

As King Bumi said, "all old people know each other!" Roshi would see through the chakra inflated schemes.

Anko and Kurenai are a whole different story :mm huh:

Roshi does Pein's job 10x better! 😎

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
As King Bumi said, "all old people know each other!" Roshi would see through the chakra inflated schemes.

Anko and Kurenai are a whole different story :mm huh:

Roshi does Pein's job 10x better! 😎

So you're saying he would not have smex with Tsunade based on that? Roshi never gets off his island and Tsunade doesn't gamble well enough to be in the White Lotus. 😛

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
So you're saying he would not have smex with Tsunade based on that? Roshi never gets off his island and Tsunade doesn't gamble well enough to be in the White Lotus. 😛

Roshi would sense the wrinkles! Don't know how but he would. Unless Tsunade rapes him first Konoha's still going; it wouldn't really be rape would it?

Besides, don't you find it a tad funny that nobody other than Jiraiya has even made a hint of a comment about Tsunade's disguise.

Roshi should be able to take down Konoha easily. he may not be top tier in DB, but he's still one tough old man.

yeah, that's true, no one has ever really commented on Tsunade's disguise. maybe they're afraid of her beating them to a pulp if they worded it wrong.

and as for Roshi knowing that Tsunade is old, well if that illusion of hers is good enough to actually feel real, then I'm pretty sure Roshi wouldn't mind. the only thing he seems to care for is body condition, not age.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
He reminds her of Jiraya, who had a Roshi personality. She'd surrender herself in seconds.

Considering Jiraiya never got that far after several decades I wouldn't bet on it 🙂

Well, that and Roshi's tolerances are too low. If he mades a big deal of Bulma's panties, he'll pass out from blood loss if Tsunade so much as flashes him.

Oh yea, Naruto's Harem no Jutsu will *totally* take him out, won't it?

Originally posted by Q99
Considering Jiraiya never got that far after several decades I wouldn't bet on it 🙂

Well, that and Roshi's tolerances are too low. If he mades a big deal of Bulma's panties, he'll pass out from blood loss if Tsunade so much as flashes him.

Actually, what happened in hte original manga was that Bulma forgot she was going commando.

As in, she flashed the old man with underaged cameltoe.

Originally posted by Q99
Oh yea, Naruto's Harem no Jutsu will *totally* take him out, won't it?

Konohamaru solos.