Jason Bourne vs Beatrix Kiddo

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Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Jason Bourne vs Beatrix Kiddo

H2H fight in an abandoned warehouse

who wins?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Impediment.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Impediment.

how so?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Your OP lacks detail.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Your OP lacks detail.

No it doesn't

It is a Hand-To Hand match in an abandoned warehouse

What else is there for me to say?

It takes place at noon?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I guess. Bourne rapes her in the butt.

Demonic Phoenix Senior Member

H2H?

The Bride commits Seppuku after the ass-slapping she receives at Bourne's hands.

*ahem*

Rogue Jedi Restricted

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BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

the bride realizing she cannot win asks bourne to be in the next jason bourne film

Rogue Jedi Restricted

As a corpse.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
As a corpse.

no silly, they'll fight side by fight in the next bourne film 😛

back to the thread though Bourne just annihilates her

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Bump

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Unless she can pull off the Exploding Heart technique, he beats her stupid. Especially all these years later after Bourne came out.