Re: Re: Sooooooooo. Darth Maul has a brother
Originally posted by skekUng
Certainly Darth Maul has a brother. He has a brother who was Anakin's mom's wet nurse when she was a baby, before she ended up on Tatooine sharing a condo with Chewbacca's uncle Lumpy. Most people don't know that Lumpy was the one who sold Shmi into slavery. See, one day Lumpy got a call from Rebecca Demornay-Solo, Han's paternal grandmother (who was a better pilot than Han, any day of the week) and Shmi forgot to write down the message. As it turns out, that was the call Lumpy had been waiting on to find out if Mrs. Demornay-Solo was going to give him a lift to the Wookie Light Day cerimony on Cash-It.(what the planet was called after Wal-Mart subleased it from the Republic and started it's deforrestation program) When Shmi mentioned the call an hour too late, Lumpy rushed to the wall-mounted view sreen and tripped over a cup of blue milk Shmi had left on the floor next to the sofa, hurting his leg and forcing him to walk with a limp for the rest of his life. This is why Chewbacca took care of Leia after Han got frozen in carbonite, as a way of rectifying the bad blood between his own family and Shmi's. Oh, and I went back and added a digital Boba Fett (Jango) secretly listening in on the call between Demornay-Solo and Shmi, because you know those Fetts and Solos have been at it FOREVER!
Sounds like a PPT is in the making.