Ronnie Barnhardt versus The Waterboy/Happy Gilmore...

The Waterboy and Happy are shopping together one day in Forest ridge mall. The Waterboy's mom and Happy's Grandma are with them.

Ronnie Barnhardt appears and accuses the ladies of shoplifting. Happy tries to talk to Ronnie about it but the Waterboy goes ape shit and charges Ronnie. Having no choice, Happy joins in.

Ronnie and the two go at it, h2h, using anything around them as weapons.

Who wins?

The Sandler boys, on account of them having very good combat feats, and because Observe and Report was unfunny as shit

Yeah, Ronnie took out like twenty cops in one sitting, babe.

Happy pulls Ronnie's shirt over his face and uppercuts him...once he stands up, Waterboy spears him...hell, maybe even powerbombs him.

Ronnie took out some cops, but got his ass kicked one on one against Ray Liotta.

Yeah, because he had the shit kicked outta him by those cops. Remember the crossroads scene?

Ronnie did take out the cops and those guys on the street.

But still Waterboy/Happy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goons/cops

Happy was taken out by Bob Barker haermm

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Happy was taken out by Bob Barker haermm

Jaws even put Happy in the hosptial after taking that nail to the head..lol. Happy is a scrapper though. Should've put the Zohan in this fight..lol.

Nah, Zohan would kill them all in seconds.

This scene kills me haermm

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This scene kills me haermm

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That's odd, because I found that scene (just like the rest of the movie) to be incredibly retarded

Wow, your sock has no sense of humor.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wow, your sock has no sense of humor.

whistling

But I honestly thought the movie sucked. Ronnie was a psychotic jerkass

Dude......It was a dark comedy...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude......It was a dark comedy...

I could tell, but still

I mean, he tells the interviewer he wants to be a cop so he can shoot everyone, and yet we're supposed to feel sorry for him when he doesn't get the job?

No, we're supposed to laugh at his idiocy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, we're supposed to laugh at his idiocy.

I don't find incompetent protagonists funny

Guess you didn't like the Cable guy then.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Guess you didn't like the Cable guy then.

Jim Carrey wasn't the protagonist now was he?