Homunculi(FMA) vs Shinobi(Naruto)

This fight has been raging inside my head for quite a bit. I'm not sure if it was done before but after seeing other forums and being unconvinced by the results, I decided to make my own. Another attempt at me making a thread

Team 1: The Homunculi from the Fullmetal Alchemist manga series: Father, for obvious reasons, is not included.
1. Pride(undamaged container)
2. Lust
3. Greed(2nd)
4. Gluttony
5. Sloth
6. Envy
7. Wrath

Team 2: Some of the elites from Naruto. Maybe they'll win, maybe not.
1. Pein(all six)
2. Minato
3. Itachi
4. Danzo
5. Sasuke(for laughs)
6. Tsunade
7. Jiraiya

So who wins?

The only one who MIGHT be able to land the Homunculi a win is Pride, and even that is doubtful.

Couldn't Gluttony just eat everyone. And how would they hurt Greed if he's fully armored? On top of that, they have the whole regeneration thing.

Then again, I might have made the naruto team a bit too strong.

The Naruto team easily wins. Easily. Their speed will kill, even Wrath is not nearly fast enough to deal with them.

1. Pride: Any jutsu that generates light can easily beat him.
2. Lust: Got killed by the equivilant of a few Katon.
3. Greed: Plenty of things are strong enough to destroy him. Amaterasu, for instance.
4. Gluttony: Will be easily defeated. I mean, they can literally just tear him to shreds and he can't do anything about it.
5. Sloth: What can he do to them? They can dodge his attacks, and just beat him down.
6. Envy: He's a complete joke to them. They can beat him easier than roy did.
7. Wrath: Long range, wide area attacks are enough to beat him. He doesn't even have regen, so a single katon jutsu could kill him.

Additionally, all seven would be easy to defeat with Genjutsu. To be honest, you could probably add Father and it wouldn't make a difference (as long as it isn't "god-father"😉.

Maybe I should've gave the Homunculi Father 😐. I don't think the Philosopher stone can be destroyed by Amateratsu but I'm not sure. Even if genjutsu works it would still be borderline impossible to destroy him body before any transmutations are done.

Why do I keep on making spite threads? Pride still gives them hell though. It'd be atad hard to create a light source bright enough to cancel Prides shadow I think.

Chidori is bright enough, if you get close to him.

Amaterasu may not destroy the stone (I wouldn't know), but it never goes out so it will just continuously burn whoever is afflicted until their stone is exhausted of power.

Father is the only difficult one. But if Itachi uses the sword of Totsuka on him, it will defeat him easily enough.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
Couldn't Gluttony just eat everyone. And how would they hurt Greed if he's fully armored? On top of that, they have the whole regeneration thing.

Then again, I might have made the naruto team a bit too strong.

Gluttony is slow- remember how Lan Fan (or was it Lin? One of those two) was able to dance around him and score many 'kill shots'?

Hinata could beat Gluttony in a fight. As long as the stomach-beam is avoided she could dance around and gentle fist him to death.

Greed's hard to hurt when fully armored, but he's still slow by Naruto standards, and some of their attacks may work. Chidori might be enough to penetrate. Plus there's genjutsu, physically imprisoning him, and so on.

Pride is the toughest to deal with easily, and even then someone who makes enough light (like a big fireball) or darkness (for example, Yamato or an Earth-user making a dome) can deal with him. Hm, an Uchiha with amaterasu could burn him, or any Homonculi, to nothing.

You do not need S-class ninja on the Naruto side in this fight. S-class ninja are for if you want to send one person to take out all the homonculi. Genin/chunin are plenty for most of them.

Chibaku Tensei can solo all 7 "regular" homonculus.

Animal Realm with its summons would solo all of them.

I regret making this thread now 🙁

Pride could eat the Animal path summon...I think. And here I thought I had finally made a fair fight.

At least I didn't put God-Father in this 😐

God-Father would be a good fight. I don't know how it would go, because we never really got to see his full potential since Hohenheim removed his ability to control the power.

More than likely he'd be another Hao Asakura; which is why I refrained from using Father when I started this.

I wonder if the ninja could drain him before he turns them into Philosopher stones. Minato should be able to take care of the energy blasts I think.

Genjutsu might still work.

Hao >>>>> God Father based on feats.

Originally posted by King Kandy
God-Father would be a good fight. I don't know how it would go, because we never really got to see his full potential since Hohenheim removed his ability to control the power.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Genjutsu might still work.

Hao >>>>> God Father based on feats.

I was making an analogy by mentioning Hao who's>>>>>>>>>>>Father for being a better manga character.

Originally posted by NemeBro
IMO God-Father would probably kill them all... The plot devices it took to kill him were ridiculous.

How though?

He had over five million souls.

Which means they would have to kill him about that many times. 😐

Ignoring that even touching him would deconstruct their physical form.

Originally posted by NemeBro
How though?

He had over five million souls.

Which means they would have to kill him about that many times. 😐

Ignoring that even touching him would deconstruct their physical form.

How about the sword on Itachi's susano'o? Instead of killing him, perma-seal him. Maybe Danzo's suicide-sealing too...

Or Kakashi's kamui, warp him away completely and leave nothing to regen from.

I am in agreement that he's a far greater challenge in many ways.

Originally posted by Q99
How about the sword on Itachi's susano'o? Instead of killing him, perma-seal him. Maybe Danzo's suicide-sealing too...

Or Kakashi's kamui, warp him away completely and leave nothing to regen from.

I am in agreement that he's a far greater challenge in many ways.

All of that takes time and God-Father would turn them into stones long before then. However it those techs got out then maybe Father really would go down.

Originally posted by wakkawakkawakka
All of that takes time and God-Father would turn them into stones long before then. However it those techs got out then maybe Father really would go down.

Kamui doesn't take much time... and I am thinking there'd be other ninja around as distractions and/or try and do them from surprise.

Sword of Totsuka would work, Gedo Mazo would work, Tsukuyomi would probably mess him up bad since Father wasn't exactly the most stable guy around. There are definitely options for dealing with him.