KO Hulk in one minute

Started by OneDumbG06 pages

They could choke him out eventually I think. But the problem is that Hulk has held his breath for a very long time. He usually doesn't pass out unless he's raging, completely forgets to take a breath, and then is immediately bereft of oxygen, e.g., thrown in water or outer space.

So since he's standing around doing nothing, he probably wouldn't pass out from lack of oxygen in a minute...

... and none of these characters are equipped with a Bat-Kick or Cap-Fist to knock the wind out of him.

uhuh

none of these guys knock out wwh
they would have a hard time knocking savage hulk out but they probably would

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
They could choke him out eventually I think. But the problem is that Hulk has held his breath for a very long time. He usually doesn't pass out unless he's raging, completely forgets to take a breath, and then is immediately bereft of oxygen, e.g., thrown in water or outer space.
So they can pee in his throat FTW?

^ Somebody's been watching too much internet pron. sneer

I bet it's you who have watched to much.

Lack of creativity here.

If She Hulk can momentarily calm Bruce down sufficiently one of the others can knock him out, so the answer is clear:

She Hulk performs fellatio for 50 seconds and just as Hulk is calmed down, relaxed, and dropped his guard, Thing and Colossus punch him simultaneously for the KO. Incest be damned.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Lack of creativity here.

If She Hulk can momentarily calm Bruce down sufficiently one of the others can knock him out, so the answer is clear:

She Hulk performs fellatio for 50 seconds and just as Hulk is calmed down, relaxed, and dropped his guard, Thing and Colossus punch him simultaneously for the KO. Incest be damned.

or thing could shove his rock shlong up hulk's ass and hulk dies of shame

what about a clap to the ears? That would probably earn you a KO.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
They could choke him out eventually I think. But the problem is that Hulk has held his breath for a very long time. He usually doesn't pass out unless he's raging, completely forgets to take a breath, and then is immediately bereft of oxygen, e.g., thrown in water or outer space.

So since he's standing around doing nothing, he probably wouldn't pass out from lack of oxygen in a minute...

... and none of these characters are equipped with a Bat-Kick or Cap-Fist to knock the wind out of him.

uhuh

Rear naked choke cuts off blood to the brain.

^ ohno

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ ohno
Originally posted by guy222
no they can't

Against WWH you should at least upgrade the trio to their most powerful forms. Maybe Pineapple Thing, Adamantium Colossus, and Jupiter Suit She Hulk would have a shot.

Adamantium colossus wouldn't even struggle to take down WWH.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ ohno
It's why people can pass out in a couple seconds.

Originally posted by Mindset
It's why people can pass out in a couple seconds.

Back in high school I watched some choke another guy in a fight. Funniest thing ever. The one guy threw a punch the other guy went under it and choked him out from behind... and a few seconds later he passed out and face planted on some concrete.

No one on that list has any chance of knocking out Green Scar using straight up physical force. His damage soak and healing factor is way too ridiculous.

Originally posted by Bentley
Hulk will just laugh the whole minute 🙁

No he wouldn't. Thing alone drew get blood from Hulk's face with ONE PUNCH. If WWH is fighting back then hell no. If he stands there without bracing then possibly.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Colossus slips a full nelson on hulk while she-hulk bites his balls off.

Hulk thinks she's trying to pleasure him and nuts in her face. He thinks Colossus is giving him a neck massage.

ok thing and colossus have been replaced with Pineapple thing and Ultimate Colossus