Dark Khan vs. The Banhammer

People are getting sick and tired of having to throw lame character fodder at the raging gayness (uncool) that is Dark Khan and failing at getting rid of him in the process well no more! Unexpectedly, Dark Khan has snuck his way into the Haloverse and is giving Bungie members a whole lotta trouble. To try and end this, Bungie has dispatched a Spartan with the most powerful weapon in Halo, the Banhammer to defeat this menace that Midway and/or DC created and released into the gaming world.

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Will the Spartan who makes noobs and hackers lives miserable defeat the raging gay entity that is Dark Khan or will all be lost once he's consumed by the RAGE?

Video was boring.

Not as boring as that polar bear porn I saw yo momma in last night!

But boring nonetheless.

Said Spartan gives into the rage, regardless of whether his Banhammer is able to kill Dark Khan or not. Even when defeated, DK can still transfer his essence to the Spartan (causing him to become Dark Khan) like he did with Scorpion in Scorp's MKvsDC ending, and thus all hell will break loose in the Haloverse.
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Most likely outcome is the Spartan gets infected with RAGE and starts using the Banhammer on other poor online halo players. Then after pwning all the noobs and causing everyone online to RAGE quit, the RAGE causes the Spartan to use the Banhammer on his own limbs, and on his own corpse as if he were teabagging it (if he dies and respawns). Dark Kahn then picks up the Banhammer from one of the Spartan corpses and Banhammer's the Spartan into outworld where it has no effect.