Taylor Lautner Is My Cousin! Ask Me Anything!

Hey everyone. Lex Bridges is my name. I'm here to dispel any rumors and give everyone the down and dirty about my cousin, Taylor Lautner, also known as "Jacob" from the Twilight series. We hang out regularly, and have since we were very small.

So, ask away. No questions go unanswered.

Lex

Haha, Sharkboy.

why would you come to this site to tell us that. we don't care about Sir Hotness......

😐

is he gay?

Originally posted by The Big O
why would you come to this site to tell us that. we don't care about Sir Hotness......

😐

is he gay?

I was gonna ask that 😆 😂

so my question is who dumped who.. did lautner dump tayler swift or did she dump him

Originally posted by Lex Bridges
Hey everyone. Lex Bridges is my name. I'm here to dispel any rumors and give everyone the down and dirty about my cousin, Taylor Lautner, also known as "Jacob" from the Twilight series. We hang out regularly, and have since we were very small.

So, ask away. No questions go unanswered.

Lex

Cool, Sly is my Uncle.

why would you come to this site to tell us that. we don't care about Sir Hotness......

is he gay?

Royal we, I assume.

We're not sure. He used to be, but now he's "magically" not, now that he's in the spotlight.

so my question is who dumped who.. did lautner dump tayler swift or did she dump him

He dumped her. Don't listen to tabloids that get the story misconstrued. Truth: she's got a drug issue.

Originally posted by Lex Bridges
He dumped her. Don't listen to tabloids that get the story misconstrued. Truth: she's got a drug issue.

Really? I woulda thought it was due to her penis

Michael Jackson is my late cousin.

what is that i smell in the air? mhmm

Originally posted by Lex Bridges

We're not sure. He used to be, but now he's "magically" not, now that he's in the spotlight.

When he's gay, does he prefer top or bottom?

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
what is that i smell in the air? mhmm

My fart, does it smell good?

Originally posted by The Nuul
My fart, does it smell good?

Like lubricants and latex, odd.

Originally posted by Robtard
Like lubricants and latex, odd.

Hey, your mum paid me a lot of money.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Originally posted by The Nuul
Hey, your mum paid me a lot of money.

As long as she enjoyed herself and you got paid, it's cool.

I still prefer the role model one

Hey! Nice cow outfit, homo. Where can I pick one of those up, the gay zoo?

Oh, no. It's not a...It's not a cow. It's a minotaur. It's a creature of myth, and he got this one out of your mom's closet.

She let me keep it after I f*cked her.

Do these pants make my ass look big?

Yes

Originally posted by you get thorns
Do these pants make my ass look big?

Is the proper response:

"No, your fat ass does."

another question.. will he make a movie with montana fishburne