Sexual Vengeance

if someone is cheating on me, then they clearly aren't happy with me, emotionally and or sexually.

IF i found out, i'd be a mighty bit pissed, But it wouldn't be enough to make me want to stay in the relationship and start cheating on them.

it'd be much faster and easier just to break the whole thing off, drown my pain in a bottle of Jack and start growing the "I don't need anybody" Beard.
And after that bastard beard is thick and manly, It'd be time to shave, A shave so manly its like being reborn.
Damnit, It's time to finally ask out that girl from that coffee shop, You know the one, Short black hair, green eyes, cutest little smile every time you ask for an extra large hot chocolate with whipped cream on top, Its time to tell her that joke you've been working on, The one that'll break the ice and get her to go on a date with you.
oh f*ck, should change shirts before i go do that, this one has a mustard stain on it, hm, might as well shower while im at it, Yes, Today is the day, Shower, Shave, Coffee Shop girl.

And thats the story, of how i met your mother.

Revenge is good.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm not vengeful. It was probably something I did. Not fulfilling in bed, didn't listen enough, etc etc.

It's usually the one who's being cheated on's fault. Just don't suck at life and you should be in a happy relationship

Don't be vengeful you ****ing pricks. Don't you understand?

No. You don't.

Not really. If someone is bending over backwards to make their spouse happy, and failing, it's not really their fault. It's a shit happens situation then.

Relationships have to be worked on by both people.

Some people have been emotionally damaged and as soon as they get a little bit of attention, they can't help but crave for it. This is why some people cheat on someone they love, dearly. It's not because they aren't satisfied or happy with their partner: they actually have emotional damage. They have to go through counseling to work through their problems.

However, their are people that are just dirtbags and treat their partner like crap and don't give a d*mn about how well their partner treats them.

Then there are the small few that are mistreated by their partner so they seek love elsewhere. This is the one you people believe in, yet it's the least common.

Mostly, it's a combination of the above 3 with #2 being more common with the #2 person trying to rationalize their actions by pretending that they are a #3.

There's probably others that I forgot about, but those are the three that I remember.

So, anyway, I wouldn't do anything. I'd move along and find someone else to shower with my love. 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon

So, anyway, I wouldn't do anything. I'd move along and find someone else to shower with my love. 🙂

I'd feign indifference, allow her to think that I wish no ill will toward her and wish her a happy relationship with her new man. Than, I would stalk her forever, and if she eventually has a daughter, I'll stalk her to, until her 18th birthday, upon which day I'll woo the daughter and **** her and video tape it. Than, I'll post the video on KMC for all you losers who will still be here (hence, probably most of you), to see.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Relationships have to be worked on by both people.

Some people have been emotionally damaged and as soon as they get a little bit of attention, they can't help but crave for it. This is why some people cheat on someone they love, dearly. It's not because they aren't satisfied or happy with their partner: they actually have emotional damage. They have to go through counseling to work through their problems.

However, their are people that are just dirtbags and treat their partner like crap and don't give a d*mn about how well their partner treats them.

Then there are the small few that are mistreated by their partner so they seek love elsewhere. This is the one you people believe in, yet it's the least common.

Mostly, it's a combination of the above 3 with #2 being more common with the #2 person trying to rationalize their actions by pretending that they are a #3.

There's probably others that I forgot about, but those are the three that I remember.

So, anyway, I wouldn't do anything. I'd move along and find someone else to shower with my love. 🙂

I think most cheating actually comes from people who are naturally nonmonogamous.

homemade neurotoxins and poisons derived from cotton balls...

she aint making it past morning.

**** 'em, whores.

Originally posted by King Castle
homemade neurotoxins and poisons derived from cotton balls...

she aint making it past morning.

Bunny boiler. bermm

your back!! 😱

i missed u.whimper

would you like a quick home chemistry lesson teach you how to extract or make poisons.. bn workin on it for my future and inevitable psychosis

Oh Hai. eyes

Nah, although fun, poisons are for girls. I like pointy things better.
awesome

but, i am tryin to cover my tracks as well... crimes of passion tend to be easily solvable. that is why i bn future plannin remove the emotion from the situation and stick to the plan

Two words.

Sharpened. Icicles.

perfect weapon but transporting it to the place and maintaining it is another matter.

i'll stick with potato derived nuerotoxin in a concetrated dose

Insulated cooler bag, ice cubes and your icicle in a plastic food bag.

it will break... big chance it will also break in the act.

Not the way I do it. 😐

fingers would be pointed at you... you never get away with it.