Ninja Warrior challenge

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Ninja Warrior challenge

Classic Beyonder is up to his old tricks but this time with an UNsuper twist. All contestants have been stripped of all paranormal powers and abilities. And to keep things colorful, all contestants most compete in their traditional battle attire (including basic weapons they traditionally carry) Who among this group can claim total victory!

This is the course....
http://www.yikers.com/video_ninja_warrior_obstacle_course.html

Thor
Hal Jordan
Princess Diana
Ben Grim ( not heavy or strong but still rocky)
Norin Radd (again still all silvery)
Monica Rambeau
Wally West
Logan
Loki
Wanda
tony stark (suit will not enhance or hamper)
Thanos (what's normal?)
Jean Grey
Reed Richards
Victor Doom
Ororo
Luke Cage
and...
Galan

Cheating not allowed

I'd say Doom, Logan, and Thor.

And Storm could take Kunoichi(Female Ninja Warrior). But we all know a woman has no place on the man's course, amirite?

closedeyes

Originally posted by KingD19
I'd say Doom, Logan, and Thor.

And Storm could take Kunoichi(Female Ninja Warrior). But we all know a woman has no place on the man's course, amirite?

closedeyes

Storm is going to take Wonder Woman? haha ok lol

Originally posted by Lunacyde
Storm is going to take Wonder Woman? haha ok lol

Oh crap, I didn't even seen WW on there....I'm not used to seeing Princess Diana so she didn't register. Yeah, she takes the female division.

Most people don't realize that logans claws are not a superpower...
Hence he wins

most people don't realize that Thor's hammer isn't a super power. Hence he wins.

Originally posted by KingD19
Oh crap, I didn't even seen WW on there....I'm not used to seeing Princess Diana so she didn't register. Yeah, she takes the female division.

Haha I thought you may have missed her....or just been a crazy Storm fan 😛

Originally posted by amnesia
most people don't realize that Thor's hammer isn't a super power. Hence he wins.

Touché. It's a big blond man smashing things caveman style with a rock on a stick... Touché.

Btw anyone realize how much fail Tony stark would be in a suit that didn't work? Omg iron maiden...

A god. sneer

Yea, this is the kind of stuff normal Amazons train with, Diana breezes it.

Originally posted by rotiart
Btw anyone realize how much fail Tony stark would be in a suit that didn't work? Omg iron maiden...

It says the suit will not hamper, so I'm picturing *just* enough power to work at human level.

BTW, Logan takes it.

It comes down to Logan and Diana as far as I can see.

omg you killed Princess Di, again!
you bastard!

yeah umm, joke 🙂

as to the topic at hand, imo Doom wins. he'd be the only one in a suit of ARMOUR. irrespective of whether or not he has any fancy powers, it's still a suit of medieval style armour.

plus... he's Doom!

Logan dies instantly, no hf = painful ****ing death by way of ADAMANTIUM and/or boneclaw penetration of body.

Originally posted by janus77
Logan dies instantly, no hf = painful ****ing death by way of ADAMANTIUM and/or boneclaw penetration of body.

Forgot about that. When he pulls his claws out he would bleed to death 😛

Diana still has a nigh unbreakable lasso, and bracers, and her Tiara, plus her ridiculous Amazonian training which is perfect for this situation.

This is just a Ninja Warrior obstacle course, Wolverine has no need to use his claws. But make him bone claw, as 300 extra lbs with no enhancements and hf to help support the weight, it'll hamper him.

But yeah, the only people with the physical prowess and training to complete the course are Thor, Wonder Woman, Wolverine, and Doom.

Might be kinda hard for Wolverine because he's incredibly short....but the Japanese do it so he stands a chance.

Originally posted by amnesia
Forgot about that. When he pulls his claws out he would bleed to death 😛

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so, yeah... Doom wins, right?

Originally posted by Lunacyde
Diana still has a nigh unbreakable lasso, and bracers, and her Tiara, plus her ridiculous Amazonian training which is perfect for this situation.

no she doesn't. no paranormal powers = plain old rope & dubious metal alloy "bracers". Doom would punch her out with his chainmail covered fist.

Wolverine would die due to extra mass and or adamantium poisoning. he has zero chance here... even Tony Stark stands a better chance, he could tip his heavy Iron suit over and then try to flatten everyone by rolling at them!