Machete vs John McClane

Machete has a...machete. John has a magnum. They are on opposite sides of a large hospital building. Who wins? In any case, McClane has met his peak human match. 😉

Has machete even had a movie yet?

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Machete has a...machete. John has a magnum. They are on opposite sides of a large hospital building. Who wins? In any case, McClane has met his peak human match. 😉

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Has machete even had a movie yet?

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the person with the gun wins the fight that starts with the opponents far away from eachother.

The guy's ****ing superhuman with a machete while McClane is only peak human at best.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the person with the gun wins the fight that starts with the opponents far away from eachother.

haven't seen machete yet.. will wait to give a winner

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the person with the gun wins the fight that starts with the opponents far away from eachother.

Than how about Machete vs another movie character with a machete? Like Jason? Or Adrien Brody's character in Predators (which Danny Trejo was also in).

I seriously think there should be a rule for new movies for the Movie vs wait at least a month for one to be made.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Has machete even had a movie yet?

Is that ment to be a joke?

I don't go to the movies, dude, I wait for the dvd's.

Don't need to go to the movies to know its out at the cinema............

theres a little thing called the internet,

Fine. Mac rapes the mexican, moving on.....

You're really in no position to even speculate considering you haven't seen Machete.

I've seen the trailer, Mexican who throws machetes. You really think he can take on McClane, who is armed with e magnum? You really think he'll one shot kill McClane with the machete? Cuz after he throws it, if he misses, he's ****ed.

Mac has shown that he can sneak around a building like a damn ninja, has a weapon that can kill from much farther away.

Shame its only one Machete he's using for this fight when that trailer showed him using heaps.

Exactly, he should have that overcoat filled with blades, and Mac should have all his guns.

Umm no. John shouldn't get all his guns.

Also you don't know that all he does is throw blades. Trailers don't show everything that goes on in a movie. Which is why they're called trailers.

OK, this is where someone who has seen the movie shares all that machete does, or rather what he can do in this scenario with one machete.

McClane should at least get his Beretta, that was his signature weapon.

The Beretta I'm inclined to agree on since it's a standard issued handgun. But I'm sure he does more than just throws a machete. So until there's further insight in no way shape or form will I just "assume" John will win. That's just a dumb train of thought.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, this is where someone who has seen the movie shares all that machete does, or rather what he can do in this scenario with one machete.

McClane should at least get his Beretta, that was his signature weapon.

He can clean cut multiple people in half with one swing of the machete.

He also showed very good H2H fighting, dodging every single punch some guy thrown and even eating a burrito in the middle of a fight. Think of the wrestling scene from "Spider-Man".

His durability is DEFINITELY up there with McClane's, and he was shot multiple times during the movie and still ended up impaling the a**hole gringos with his garden tools.