Hit Girl/Kane Osaki versus Three Ninjas...

Hit Girl (Kick Ass) and Kane Osaki (Revenge of the Ninja)

Kane, H2H with some runts:

YouTube video

And with a sword, FF to 3:45:

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versus

3 Ninjas. Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum.

Fight takes place in Nakatomi plaza at night. Hit Girl and Kane are on the top floor. The 3 Ninjas are on the bottom floor. They must hunt each other down and, well, kill each other.

Hit Girl is armed with all her bladed weapons. Kane is armed with typical Ninja gear (Katana, Shurikens, smoke bombs, blow darts, etc)

The 3 Ninjas are armed the same as Kane is. They are as they were at the end of their first movie.

Who wins?

Joke thread? Hit Girl solos these chumps.

Not so sure about that, they're ninja, dude.

They can't dodge a throwing knife to the head. She can. And since I just watched the movie, I can recall when she that she can throw fast enough so that 2 kitchen knives hit about a millisecond appart.

I dont really recall many of the Ninja feats, but they were proficient with their blades as well.

For all we know she threw them with both hands, at the same time.

Well then that just means she can take out 2 at once. And I don't recall them ever even touching a sword.

They're Ninja, dude.

Truth be told, Kane would wtf pwn HG in a blade battle. Watch the second second vid of him practicing with his sword. And here, watch the way he evades the silver face Ninja. FF to 3:15:

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That's some damn good stealth, being able to disappear like that in broad daylight with an uber ninja chasing him.

And here he is fighting with a staff, FF to 6:00:

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LoL, we get it, you think Hit-Girl is beyond awesome; there's no need to make threads where she clearly can stomp.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, we get it, you think Hit-Girl is beyond awesome; there's no need to make threads where she clearly can stomp.

If this is some twisted way to try and redeem your previous Hit-Girl jackoffery, you're an odd dude.

That kid in the ninja flick was a joke, he's slow and telegraphs every single attack, it's a low-budget film with shit-horrible choreography; his opponents wait for him to position himself for the next move. He literally has zero chance to win here. Mark it ZERO.

Yeah, but he's on her team, doofus. They're fighting Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum.

No need to show us all what a dick you can be.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, but he's on her team, doofus. They're fighting Rocky, Colt and Tum Tum.

No need to show us all what a dick you can be.

Yeah, I know. I was responding to your "Kane would kill her if they faced off"; he would not, for reasons stated.

Adding Kane to her side only makes it a bigger stomp, as those three kid ninjas were an even bigger joke; as it's a child's movie.

This isn't me being a dick, it's me stating the obvious.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, I know. I was responding to your "Kane would kill her if they faced off"; he would not, for reasons stated.

Adding Kane to her side only makes it a bigger stomp, as those three kid ninjas were an even bigger joke; as it's a child's movie.

This isn't me being a dick, it's me stating the obvious.

I stand by everything I said about HG, when she has GUNS, retard.

So let me get this straight.....Just because the 3 Ninjas were in a kids movie, they suck ass? This is your stance?

No, they suck ass because they sucked ass in the film.

Hey Rob, what is a Ninja?

**** me, I shoulda made this the 3 Ninjas in their latest movie. OK HG and Kane pwn the first scenario.

So, scenario two, 3 Ninjas in any of their flicks.

I havn't watched those movies in a long time, but I still think Hit-Girl kebabs the twits. Remember, in their universe ninja are apparantly shitty enough to stand on rakes, slip on skittles and fall for the 'you crouch behind him, I'll push' trick. Just saying they're ninja means crap all to us. Show some feats. Hit Girl dodges bullets, what have they got on that.

Also, Hit Girl is legit epic with her guns. Just saying.

But HG never showed the bullet dodging speed when fighting h2h or with blades.

I think this comes down to stealth.

3 Ninjas was an effing child flick with really bad choreography.

I remember suffering through it when I was 10. 😂

Originally posted by Impediment
3 Ninjas was an effing child flick with really bad choreography.

I remember suffering through it when I was 10. 😂