Team Daredevil versus Kung Fu Hustle...

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Team Daredevil versus Kung Fu Hustle...

Team Daredevil (Daredevil, Bullseye, and Elektra) from "Daredevil" versus the Three Heroes (The Coolie, the Tailor and Donut) from "Kung Fu Hustle."

The Three Heroes:

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Fight takes place at dusk in and around Pig Sty alley. Each combatant has all weapons they were shown using in their films. No, Elektra does not have the Glock she shot at DD with.

Who wins?

The Heroes.

Heroes easily.

Why easily? DD has his harpoon cable and his sonar thing, Bullseye has, well, everything he threw as a weapon in DD and he never misses.

Bullseye. And the locale would be perfect for the killer. 3 levels. contained. projectiles everywhere.

Bullseye solos.

haermm I wouldn't say BE solos, I just have a hard time believing team KFH beats them easily.

The first guy who died Bullseye would take him out quickly.

The Rings in the arms guy aint avoiding his projectiles.

The staff guy would have to be taken out as BE runs through the flats.

BE with others make this a Stomp.

The Heroes were reacting to and dodging attacks made out of sound.

So, no.

Asians win, then the tailor sucks off Daredevil and Bullseye.

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Yeah, they were blocking soundwaves that were actually cutting them. Daredevil team loses.

Especially since the heroes are superhuman, whereas Darevels' are peak, maybe a bit more, maybe less.

The Heroes, easily.

The film versions of DD, Elektra, and Bullseye were so watered down it was pathetic.

I'm not sure.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm not sure.

How about now?

Mmmmmmmmmm no.