What if Fright Night happened to you?

So you're in your house one night, doing whatever, and you spot movement out the window. You look outside and see that someone is moving into the house next to you. Two men are moving a coffin into the basement. This rouses your suspicion.

People start disappearing. Then one night, you see the neighbor with fangs about to kill a woman he has seduced. He sees you and closes the blinds, but you are sure he is a vampire, and he knows you know this.

What do you do?

call him on his phone and ask if i can be a vampire too... or shoulder shrug and recognize that he is doing what is in his nature and not hold it against him.. so i wouldnt care nor interfere.

firm believer of live and let live.

Originally posted by King Castle
call him on his phone and ask if i can be a vampire too... or shoulder shrug and recognize that he is doing what is in his nature and not hold it against him.. so i wouldnt care nor interfere.

firm believer of live and let live.

i ask him if he wanna come over for a few beers maybe a movie or video game night... if he says no then i leave him alone.

Hunt him down Feldman style bitches

I'd enter the house in broad daylight armed with a shotgun, cap the ghoul, then drive a stake in the vampires heart.

Shit brix

Try to become a vampire with him.

I'd be conflicted.
One: It's his nature. (Nobodys hunting humans down for cattle slaughter, nor destroying the earth I might add.)
Two: I'd want to try and save people since it's right in front of me.
End result: I'd get killed from getting in the middle.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Try to become a vampire with him.

I know. But, this life is boring. I wanna live something, well be apart of something greater.

Originally posted by mikeydude
I know. But, this life is boring. I wanna live something, well be apart of something greater.

No sir, I'll stay mortal.

You know what? I finally know what I want to be without having to be evil or having to feed off of other living things.

I want to be Elven.

I wanna be Wolverine.

Bulldoze the house during the day, after RJ goes in with his shotgun.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, I never understood why Charlie stabbed the vampire in the hand when the vampire offered "Forget about me, I'll forget about you."

Are you saying he should have accepted the deal, or pretended to?

for one it isnt vital for them... a vampire is just tryin to live.

you guys are racist!!! against vampires!!

do you guys go to sea world and kill the killer whale?

Originally posted by Robtard
Are you saying he should have accepted the deal, or pretended to?

Originally posted by King Castle

do you guys go to sea world and kill the killer whale?

If it ate humans on a regular basis, yeah, it'd be killed.

Originally posted by Robtard
If it ate humans on a regular basis, yeah, it'd be killed.