Marvel's Elite Villains vs Justice League

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Marvel's Elite Villains vs Justice League

Marvel Elite Villain Squad:

Brains: Dr. Doom and Apocalypse
Muscle: Ultron, Absorbing Man, Super Skrull
Support: Magneto, Loki, and Kang the Conqueror

vs

Justice League:

Superman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordan, and Martian Manhunter and Batman

What, 8 on 5? Villains win. Doom can give his brain a nap, they can win in a slug fest.

Villains win, you could even take out some fodder characters such as Batman and Apocalypse and the result would be the same.

Apocalypse
Elite villain
😂

batman ftw

what in the bat-hell is Bruce doing in this thread?

Villains win.

Originally posted by marwash22
what in the bat-hell is Bruce doing in this thread?

Villains win.

Batman will do something you can't...and that's WIN! sneer

Originally posted by marwash22
what in the bat-hell is Bruce doing in this thread?
are you serious?

Batman is the smartest one on DC and he's been responsible for numerous of their successes. Don't underestimate what he brings.

Originally posted by Starscream M
are you serious?

Batman is the smartest one on DC and he's been responsible for numerous of their successes. Don't underestimate what he brings.

Originally posted by Starscream M
are you serious?
There isn't a single person on Marvel's side Batman could defeat in a non-PIS fight.

Re: Marvel's Elite Villains vs Justice League

Originally posted by Starscream M
Marvel Elite Villain Squad:

Brains: Dr. Doom and Apocalypse
Muscle: Ultron, Absorbing Man, Super Skrull
Support: Magneto, Loki, and Kang the Conqueror

vs

Justice League:

Superman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordan, and Martian Manhunter and Batman

Apocalypse is brains, but loki, magneto and kang are support huh? Anyway, they win.

Originally posted by Starscream M
are you serious?

Batman is the smartest one on DC and he's been responsible for numerous of their successes. Don't underestimate what he brings.

Most of the time his wins are mission-oriented. That is, he might get something from the JLA watchtower, or sneak in and sabotage a base, or steals an artifact, or figures out a weakness. He accomplishes specific goal-oriented tasks.

Not so significant in a strait fight, where he's mainly useful as distraction or strategist.

Re: Marvel's Elite Villains vs Justice League

Originally posted by Starscream M
Marvel Elite Villain Squad:

Brains: Dr. Doom and Apocalypse
Muscle: Ultron, Absorbing Man, Super Skrull
Support: Magneto, Loki, and Kang the Conqueror

vs

Justice League:

Superman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordan, and Martian Manhunter and Batman

Here's how it would go down. S-man would survey the threat and decide to walk across the country to get his mind in order. WW would start to attack Doom, but be ret-conned halfway through her assault and forget who she was. Hal would asess the threat,start to act, and then be distracted by some other color. MM would bury his head in a tree and think about Mars. Batman would travel through time BATKICKING the ever loving shit out of all of these pussies. He'd BATKICK Doom so hard, that his BATKICK would retcon his previous BATKICK into the Beyonder with Chuck Norris for fists. The Chuck Norris fists would be full of BATKICKS to the Nth degree, so you do the math. After that, pure Adamantium and Odinforce. Also, Thanos!
💃

i didn't understand any of that, but i liked it.

Originally posted by Badabing
Batman will do something you can't...and that's WIN! sneer

Bada,
You may not believe this, but I am you from a different, future reality. My existence was brought about by a BATKICK that ended the battle that is the topic of this thread. I jacked into this username using Adamantium, Kryptonite and Thanos. I beg you to end this thread, so that the future that I am in (which also sucks) never comes to pass. I can't put into words the horror that is my world, but I can give you a hint. Quanchi has the IG.
Help me Bada-wan-kenobi, you're my only hope!

Ultron solos 131

Re: Re: Marvel's Elite Villains vs Justice League

Originally posted by tsscls
Here's how it would go down. S-man would survey the threat and decide to walk across the country to get his mind in order. WW would start to attack Doom, but be ret-conned halfway through her assault and forget who she was. Hal would asess the threat,start to act, and then be distracted by some other color. MM would bury his head in a tree and think about Mars. Batman would travel through time BATKICKING the ever loving shit out of all of these pussies. He'd BATKICK Doom so hard, that his BATKICK would retcon his previous BATKICK into the Beyonder with Chuck Norris for fists. The Chuck Norris fists would be full of BATKICKS to the Nth degree, so you do the math. After that, pure Adamantium and Odinforce. Also, Thanos!
💃
Originally posted by marwash22
i didn't understand any of that, but i liked it.

Understood it. Loved it.

JLA wins

still pissed at poccy being chose for brains, he's the dumbest one here

Yeah, I should be specially offended since both Kang and Ultron are likely more intelligent, but this may happened before I built them some rep around here.

mags and loki too. hell, even klrt seems tactically more competent