V vs Riddick

1) Knife fight. Both get a Buck 188
2) Gun fight. Both get a Beretta 92FS
3) H2H

All fights take place in the dense Amazon Rainforest. They start 40 yards apart from each other

who wins?

Dark Fury Riddick rapes V. Live action Riddick is too slow to contend with V.

Pretty simple. It's either Riddick rapes or gets raped.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Pretty simple. It's either Riddick rapes or gets raped.

So you're saying that in a fight, one opponent will either win or he'll lose. Sheer genius!

Originally posted by Robtard
So you're saying that in a fight, one opponent will either win or he'll lose. Sheer genius!

Didn't know live action Riddick was slow, pretty sure he was able to dodge bullets and shit and whatnot.

I may be misremembering or just fangirling over Vin Diesel though.

He wasnt "slow", just not as fast as V.

Knife fight - V

Gun fight - dunno, neither uses guns. Riddick used that one pulse gun in the second movie, but nothing else to my recollection.

H2H - Riddick

IF Dark Fury is allowed, he wtf pwns V in a knife fight.

i still haven't seen that DF feature. is it worth watching?

Not bad, kinda short. If you really like Riddick you'll appreciate it.