Describe your entire life in a sentence.
I've lived a strange, hilarious, and creepy life. See:
tornadojackson.blogspot.com/
And if I could compress it into a single sentence, that sentence would probably be, "To Hell with domesticating bears."
If you want, I can cut and paste my life story from that link. Let me know if so.
Now you guys give it a shot. Post your life in a sentence.