If you found an alien...

You are walking around one night, and BOOM a noise comes from the woods. You go in the woods to investigate.

You find a silver object the size of a car. It opens and out tumbles an alien being. It is gravely injured, and it reaches out to you for help.

What do you do?

kick it.. only the strong deserves kindness.. j/k

i help it you never know if it will grant you great power or a power ring also its the right thing to do.

Hard to say, depends on how helpless it appears to be.

Hmm.....Use duct tape, bind it to a tree, call the authorities.

help it the best i can until its healthy enough to tell me its story
then depending on whether or not its peaceful, id A) keep it hidden B) help it get off the planet C) turn it over to the government D) kill it

I'd rape it. It's not like there's a law against it.

would you bare its children as a consequence?

Originally posted by King Castle
would you bare its children as a consequence?

I do it anally, just to be safe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You are walking around one night, and BOOM a noise comes from the woods. You go in the woods to investigate.

You find a silver object the size of a car. It opens and out tumbles an alien being. It is gravely injured, and it reaches out to you for help.

What do you do?

recite the Green Lantern oath.. 😄 😛 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
help it the best i can until its healthy enough to tell me its story
then depending on whether or not its peaceful, id A) keep it hidden B) help it get off the planet C) turn it over to the government D) kill it

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What would you feed it? How would you know how to treat it's wounds?

everyone knows aliens are vegetarians and live off a liquid diet of proteins and vitamins...

they also heal pretty fast on their own due to an evolved biological function it just needs a nutrient source which is taken care of as stated above. 👽 😇

but thats just one type of aliens, what about all the other aliens out there in the universe

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
i would ask it or use trial and error

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You sick sick woman.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
at least its not being taken care of by welshy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, he'd force feed it Green Day.

It depends. If it could speak my language then I would try to find out more about it and it's plans bfore helping/killing it (depending on the answers it gave).

If it garbled some unintelligable language then I would take some photos on my phone, perhaps even an ad hoc autopsy video, then stash the phone for future proof (in case the government got involved) and try to contact the media and make some money. I'd look around the ship too.

you are definitely not getting a power ring..