Proletarian vs Ninja Turtles
The Proletarian catches the four turtles eating pizza inside Lenin`s mausuleum, using the glass box as a table and spilling soft drink and cheese all over the place. Ralph is taking a dump in the corner and Don is drawing tech stuff on the walls in dip. Letting out a roar "MOOOTHERR RRRUSSIAA!!" the Worker`s Hero chases them into a construction site where the fight takes place.
Pete is bloodlusted but not crazy. The turtles got adamantuim weapons and are not holding back. The site is a quater mile square, BFR is off. Start 10 yards apart. No prior knowledge of the opponent.
Round 2: Proletarian grows a mustache and gains the powers of Super Mario. Add Splinter to the turtles` team.
Proletarian:
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