Conan versus Calibos...

Battle of the mounds

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Originally posted by Robtard
Considering a regular sword lopped off his hand, where are you getting this fact from; did I forget something about the film? If so, this is an obvious spite thread.

Um, no. They ran at Calibos like morons swinging wildly; Conan's fought seasoned fighters. E.G. Thulsa's captains. Rider on the horse showed skill; was not some wild sword swinger.

No, Rob. The Argos soldiers were way more skilled than the morons Conan faced. Hell, Draco and/or Perseus could match any battle feat that Conan has.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, Rob. The Argos soldiers were way more skilled than the morons Conan faced.

Hell, Draco and/or Perseus could match any battle feat that Conan has.

Draco and Perseus had some skills, the morons that ran into Calibos and he killed, no.

Don't know about that, Conan took down the monstrous-form of the Demigod Dagoth; basically by himself.

Originally posted by Robtard
Draco and Perseus had some skills, the morons that ran into Calibos and he killed, no.

Don't know about that, Conan took down the monstrous-form of the Demigod Dagoth; basically by himself.

Oh man, you brought in Dagoth......Calibos woulda killed Dagoth quicker than shit. How? He's stronger. he woulda mounted Dagoth like a 5 dollar whore and ripped Dagoth's horn out with one hand.

**** Dagoth, what is Conan's greatest battle feat besides against a slow, unarmed, horny ass demon?

Here's the lowdown, babe.....Calibos is:

Faster
Stronger
More agile
Has far greater damage soak
Has height and reach advantage
Feels no pain

These facts make Calibos the winner. Another fact: Conan ALWAYS had help ✅

Not all as you say; been covered. Might want to ask your what Calibos'greatest battle feat was. No, Conan didn't always.

*cues epic Basil Poledouris sound score*

Conan's the better fighter, he wins via evisceration.

haermm Being a better fighter only goes so far, dude. Calibos is so beyond Conan physically it's pathetic.

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Conan wins the accent war.

Conan should win on pure battle prowess alone. And Imp you aren't missing much by not watching that shithole of a film. The only good park is when good ole Liam releases the Kraken.

I'll see it, eventually, but it's not on my must see list.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Conan should win on pure battle prowess alone. And Imp you aren't missing much by not watching that shithole of a film. The only good park is when good ole Liam releases the Kraken.

K thats a bad example, but you get my drift.

When is the last time you watched Conan? If you don't think he out skills Calibos you should probably watch it again then. And yes. Your example was awaful.

Originally posted by Kaibs
When is the last time you watched Conan? If you don't think he out skills Calibos you should probably watch it again then. And yes. Your example was awaful.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'll see it, eventually, but it's not on my must see list.

Spends those 106 minutes corn-holing the wife; you'll be better off.

It's *some mindless shit* *shitty action scene* *"waaaa, I ahte my daddy, waaaa!" *some more mindless shit* *nother shitty action scene* *dead Kraken* *credits*

It's mindless action, man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's shitty mindless action, master.

Corrected

Point?

The remake may be shit to some people but eh i enjoyed it.