Dren vs Xenomorph

Started by Kaibs1 pages

Dren vs Xenomorph

Alright so I just watched Splice, which was the gayest shit ever. But it got me wondering who would win between the creature (Dren) vs a Xenomorph. It may be one sided I don't know. I tend to think that toxin could put down a Xenomorph, but the Xeno could do the same to Dren.
This is Dren at the end of the movie, or the final evolved stage of him.

Anyways the fight takes place in a forest in the winter like in Splice. Doesn't have to be the same forest, but a forest none the less. It's at night as well. CIS and PIS are off. Dren just wants to kill shit so shows no compassion, and Xenomorphs never do anyway. So who wins?

Once Dren cuts/bites the Xeno, the acid blood dissolves Dren.

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Yeah, I thought about that, but I mean if he stung the Xenomorph it's not going to create some big gash where acid blood is going to spew everywhere. His main weapon was his stinger. Or do you think that if he stung the xenomorph blood would spew?

Dren can't do much here.

-Her bite wouldn't do all that much to a Xenomorph and then she'd die from having her face melt away.

-The tail is little more than a thin piercing weapon and Xenomorphs can take multiple bullets without much problem. The poison is an unknown factor, I'd guess that the acid blood would instantly neutralize it.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Yeah, I thought about that, but I mean if he stung the Xenomorph it's not going to create some big gash where acid blood is going to spew everywhere. His main weapon was his stinger. Or do you think that if he stung the xenomorph blood would spew?

They have extremely high blood-pressure (forget which film this was stated in, think Alien), so blood shoots out from most wounds.

Well that's what I was getting at was the poison. If the poison could kill the Xenomorph I think it's anyone's game. If it can't then well obviously the Xenomorph would probably win. But Dren can also fly so i don't know.

Originally posted by Robtard
They have extremely high blood-pressure (forget which film this was stated in, think Alien), so blew shouts out from most wounds.

Yeah that makes sense. I just figured the puncture wound wouldn't be that big in diameter judging from the stinger.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Yeah that makes sense. I just figured the puncture wound wouldn't be that big in diameter judging from the stinger.

Pretty sure most (if not all) zootoxins are protein based, so I'd guess hydrochloric-acid would destroy it almost instantly.

Jaden would be the person to ask, he has a PHD, works in some biology/scientific field and since he's Scotish, is bound to know about the intamate details of animals, especially farm-animals.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pretty sure most (if not all) zootoxins are protein based, so I'd guess hydrochloric-acid would destroy it almost instantly.

Jaden would be the person to ask, he has a PHD, works in some biology/scientific field and since he's Scotish, is bound to know about the intamate details of animals, especially farm-animals.

Yeah, that's a pretty good point. If that is indeed the case then the only thing I can see Dren doing to even live is just fly the hell away.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Yeah, that's a pretty good point. If that is indeed the case then the only thing I can see Dren doing to even live is just fly the hell away.

Or she could morph into a male, try to overpower the Xenomorph and rape it.

Dren wins because she seduced her father and raped her mother.

Respect, bro.

haven't seen Splice, so Xeno gets default victory

Originally posted by NemeBro
Dren wins because she seduced her father and raped her mother.

Respect, bro.

Nah, bro. The ancient Greeks did that as a pastime, it's nothing special.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nah, bro. The ancient Greeks did that as a pastime, it's nothing special.
The ancient Greeks were boss bro, did you not see 300? All those men in panties impaling eachother with long spears. Manly.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The ancient Greeks were boss bro, did you not see 300? All those men in panties impaling eachother with long spears. Manly.

Thats now only how Frank Miller depicted the Spartans...they wore alot more armour then that.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dren can't do much here.

-Her bite wouldn't do all that much to a Xenomorph and then she'd die from having her face melt away.

-The tail is little more than a thin piercing weapon and Xenomorphs can take multiple bullets without much problem. The poison is an unknown factor, I'd guess that the acid blood would instantly neutralize it.

Word. Even Dren's....Regen won't help.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Thats now only how Frank Miller depicted the Spartans...they wore alot more armour then that.
Why would you take a post deliberately instilled with gay innuendo that seriously?