Dracula and his Brides versus Mina Harker...

Started by Rogue Jedi2 pages

Dracula and his Brides versus Mina Harker...

Dracula and his 3 brides (Van Helsing) take on Mina Harker (LXG.)

Fight takes place at night, in/over/around the village where Van Helsing fought the 2 Brides at the beginning of Van Helsing. All are fully fed and at full strength.

Who wins?

Honestly? I see Dracula soloing.

Unless Mina did something impressive that I forget.

Dracula in that shithelsing film was a beast.

Mina herself was a beast. She was a daywalker and can fly much faster than Drake and his hoochies.

Let's do it this way....Mina has to fight past the three hoochies, then take on Drake.

Dude, Mina takes all three hoochies in less than a minute. all she has to do is pull her multiple bats routine for that.

But what are your "killing a vampire" requirements? The chopping off of the head after the stake to the heart of old school Dracula? The werewolf thingimajig from Helsing? The decapitation of Supernatural?

Because let's remember that Mina's already killed THE Dracula.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Dude, Mina takes all three hoochies in less than a minute. all she has to do is pull her multiple bats routine for that.

But what are your "killing a vampire" requirements? The chopping off of the head after the stake to the heart of old school Dracula? The werewolf thingimajig from Helsing? The decapitation of Supernatural?

Because let's remember that Mina's already killed THE Dracula.

Not that simple, the brides had porting speed.

She loses to Drake, the only way to kill him is a werewolf bite.

Dracula even in his human form that had its flesh burned to near-skeletal levels was able to toss that 1+ ton... thingy off of him and sent it flying. So a pretty good strength feat. He could also instantly transform and fly up and to somewhere else, in a manner that you could barely see him.

The Draculinas even while human could move fast enough to appear to be teleporting... Or they were actually teleporting.

Drake was a beast, man.

Mmmm.... what's the point of pitting them against each other if Mina has no chance of winning?

Personal satisfaction?

...... there is that..... 😄

Wait, was Drake sensitive to sunlight?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait, was Drake sensitive to sunlight?
Dracula in the movie was immune to all of the vampire weaknesses. The sunlight bomb IIRC did nothing to him, whereas it vaporised the other vampires.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Dracula in the movie was immune to all of the vampire weaknesses. The sunlight bomb IIRC did nothing to him, whereas it vaporised the other vampires.
I don't recall him being shown in the building when the bomb went off.

PRETTY SURE HE WAS MAN!!!

He told the vampires who VH was, then he was never shown in the building again. I find it hard to believe he just stood in the ballroom and twiddled his fingers.

Where did he go then? 😐

Originally posted by NemeBro
Where did he go then? 😐

Went to go **** your father in the shower and then have a snack.

What's that from, *****!?

Family reunion?

😆

Dracula kills Mina. She wasn't all that.
And Drac took on that WereJackman.
Sure his bite killed him but Drac would probably kill Mr Hyde in the process as well.