Obi Wan and Anakin versus the Lotus Eaters...

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Obi Wan and Anakin versus the Lotus Eaters...

Obi Wan and Anakin find themselves in the Lotus Casino from "Percy Lightning Thief." Hungry, they accept a lotus flower each from two waitresses. As the lotus flowers take hold of them, do they fall victim to it, remaining there for all time, or can they fight it?

Considering they have the force they'd know something is up. Anakin might give in, but Obi Wan would certainly not.

I agree. I wonder if Obi Wan would be able to bring Annie around?

Obi Wan can do anything he wants. He's Obi Wan.

Wait, I'm not so sure he'll know something is up. The flowers pwned a demigod.

A pussy demigod, and one that had major PIS and CIS not on his side. Obi Wan has avoided way bigger things than some pansey ass nymphs. Not to mention Percy was a teenager, who didn't even know what he was like a few days before they were in the casino. Obi Wan however was a devout student to the force and knows his shit.

Yeah, but this isn't exactly a battle situation.

Yes, well Obi Wan was also a major diplomat whom could detect bullshit a mile away too. He also avoided the Empire for how many years after Episode III. I'd say he's really good at noticing things, and avoiding also.

Hmm, right. Anakin's screwed IMO though.

Unfortunately yes. If it's Vader he wins, but him as Anakin. I'd say it's 50/50.

For the record, Percy was not a pussy, his feats were awesome.

Percy was indeed a pussy. His feats were mediocre as far as Mythology is concerned. But he grew balls about 3/4 into the movie. In the other books though is when he starts to show his shit.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Percy was indeed a pussy. His feats were mediocre as far as Mythology is concerned. But he grew balls about 3/4 into the movie. In the other books though is when he starts to show his shit.
How was he a pussy? he went toe to toe with a Minotaur, took on Medusa, was willing to take on Hades. That's pretty ballsy, man.

The minotaurs in that movie weren't that great. Narnia Minos were way better. He took on Medusa with help, and sheer luck. He was willing to take on Hades. And that was about 3/4 through the movie. Which is where I gave him credit for getting balls.

The Minotaur was like 20 feet tall, dude. And he was willing from the getgo to take on Hades. Also, the Hydra fight.

Once again. He had help. If he did any of this on his own he'd get a lot more credit from me. And size means nothing in that case. The Minos weren't that impressive in Percy Jackson that's allt here is to it. I will give him credit for fighting the Hydra, but it's not like he didn't have help from more experienced allies.

Most movies people have help in one way or another. Perseus had far more help in COTT.

Yes, but Persesus wsa 1) An actual person in mythology and showed more prowess, and 2) wasn't portrayed as a pansey throughout the film. In this case it's called swagger. And Percy had none for the most part.

Swagger or not, Percy had far less help and had similar feats.

Far less help? His girlfriend is also a Demi God lol.... he had MORE help if anything.