Jcvd
Jean Claude Van Damme had a minor heart attack while filming a movie this past week. Experts (Me) say that it had less to do with his insane cocaine use during the '90's and more to do with Satan not wanting him to jump-savate-kick him when JCVD got to hell for sexing all of those boofy haired early '90's models who starred in his films into comas. Run on sentence over and discuss.