The gender of my first child is...

Started by Phoenix30688 pages

Originally posted by King Castle
that's right!!

we men need to stick together on this issue,.

😒

you tell her hoss..

I meant the fact that he was telling you to tell me =.= look congratulations, I'm happy that you guys have decided, I wouldn't want to try and change your decision. I just thought it was an interesting choice that a parent would want that to happen sense many parents I know of would choose to have it happen.

If you want to keep arguing about this then that is your choice because this is the last thing I'll say on the matter. I hope that your son is happy with everything.

Now for the last time I'll say this... Congratulations and good luck in the future with your child. =_=

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Worst thing that would happen if I met your child is that he would be a Star Wars geek. But you already got that covered.

My cousin asked me last night if the child will come pre-installed with the entire Star Wars database.

Unless you have some unfortunate elephant-trunk-like extra-large foreskin, both cut and uncut penises look basically the same when erect, the un-cut having a little extra girth behind the base of the head.

Personally, I feel that circumcision is an outmoded process. As a father, had I a son instead of a daughter, I would not have had him circumcised. Not for the whole "image" issue", rather I would not want to inflict pain onto my infant son. I have even heard some people say to me, as if it's okay, that "He'll never remember the pain since he's an infant."

And?!?

I've seen circumcision videos, and the scream of pain is enough to make up my mind that I would never expose my child to a ridiculous, religious, barbaric ritual.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
My cousin asked me last night if the child will come pre-installed with the entire Star Wars database.
Is that like a cell phone memory card? Nice, get the Harry Potter one too.

woman: elephant trunk?

man: why thank you. 😮 i do what i can with it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Personally, I feel that circumcision is an outmoded process. As a father, had I a son instead of a daughter, I would not have had him circumcised. Not for the whole "image" issue", rather I would not want to inflict pain onto my infant son. I have even heard some people say to me, as if it's okay, that "He'll never remember the pain since he's an infant."

And?!?

I've seen circumcision videos, and the scream of pain is enough to make up my mind that I would never expose my child to a ridiculous, religious, barbaric ritual.

Bingo.

The pain is a major part of our decision. Like I said, I'm cut and never had a problem with it. If I could remember the pain, I'd be forever traumatized. I don't want my son to go through anything painful.

if this was reverse,d i wonder what women would say to their female circumcision practice?

Originally posted by King Castle
if this was reverse,d i wonder what women would say to their female circumcision practice?

There's actually people who do this! It completely messes them up for life.

Congrats!!! Thats so exciting (: Baby boys are absolutely lovely. I've got a whole crop of little brothers and I'll tell you...compared to the little sisters they were FANTASTIC. 😛

As for circumcision... I think if I were a man I'd rather have it done. Just for 'neatness' sake. I like a clean finish. ( Not literally clean, I know thats honestly not an issue.... something like a good, trimmed haircut for me. ) Then again I'm one of those 'terrible' people who strongly supports the cropping and docking of certain dog breed's ears and tails.

Originally posted by Cherrywild
Congrats!!! Thats so exciting (: Baby boys are absolutely lovely. I've got a whole crop of little brothers and I'll tell you...compared to the little sisters they were FANTASTIC. 😛

As for circumcision... I think if I were a man I'd rather have it done. Just for 'neatness' sake. I like a clean finish. ( Not literally clean, I know thats honestly not an issue.... something like a good, trimmed haircut for me. ) Then again I'm one of those 'terrible' people who strongly supports the cropping and docking of certain dog breed's ears and tails.

Depends...in my family, the boys can be hellions. 😆 However, once the females in my family grow up, they are ALL psychotic in one way or another.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
There's actually people who do this! It completely messes them up for life.

An episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! covered just this topic.

Originally posted by Impediment
An episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! covered just this topic.

We saw that episode, very messed up.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
There's actually people who do this! It completely messes them up for life.
What, like trim the drapes?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
What, like trim the drapes?

Some African tribes trim the drapes, the hood, the clit and then partially sew it closed, so the woman will NEVER enjoy sex.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
We saw that episode, very messed up.

Have you watched the Baby Bullshit episode where they cover all of the Baby Mozart shit? It's shocking to see how many parents actually buy into this hokum.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
There's actually people who do this! It completely messes them up for life.

👆 Indeed it is banned in most countries but its ok to keep doing it to boys?? I don't think so! You would think a doctor or anyone inflicting pain on someone making them cry they would want to stop the procedure but they keep going, sickos..

Originally posted by Impediment
Have you watched the Baby Bullshit episode where they cover all of the Baby Mozart shit? It's shocking to see how many parents actually buy into this hokum.
Saw it.

Loved it. It's ridiculous.

Originally posted by Robtard
Some African trims trim the drapes, the hood, the clit and then partially sew it closed, so the woman will NEVER enjoy sex.
Well, that fills my daily quota for shit I didn't need or want to know.

here you go circumcision pen and teller.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=416_1218124584