Nurse Was Strangled To Death By A Mentally Ill Patient.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, my heterosexual life-partner is an ICU nurse, he has told me horror stories of people in the ICU he had to take care of who were literally at death's door and falling apart.

-Flesh eating bacteria around, on and in the anus

-Gangrene in the testicles

-Necrotic vaginas due to untreated infection

List goes on and on.

There are a lot of hot nurses though. For some reason a lot of girls these days feel the need to be a nurse.

as do gay men more often then not, something you wanna tell us Starcraft? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, my heterosexual life-partner is an ICU nurse, he has told me horror stories of people in the ICU he had to take care of who were literally at death's door and falling apart.

-Flesh eating bacteria around, on and in the anus

-Gangrene in the testicles

-Necrotic vaginas due to untreated infection

List goes on and on.

Originally posted by King Castle

either way like certain potentially dangerous jobs they should have self defense course ppl show up once in a while and offer like a 3 day learning shop every few months.

BINGO!

but what really sux to be a nurse is that a nurse cannot cause a bruise or a skin tear on a patient.

if a nurse survives an attack but caused a skin tear or bruising or any other injury, his/her career is at stake (It can be reported to the state and my cause a permanent record on his/her nursing license) its all this nursing legal bull...

One of my co workers caused a bruising on left ear got fired back in April. (I dont know the full story though)

Originally posted by Kaibs
There are a lot of hot nurses though. For some reason a lot of girls these days feel the need to be a nurse.

There are; he loves it, as it's close to a 5-1 ratio of female-to-male nurses and he says many of them are hot, young and older.

Originally posted by Robtard
There are; he loves it, as it's close to a 5-1 ratio of female-to-male nurses and he says many of them are hot, young and older.

Yeah man, I remember when I was in the hospital in July. I had a hot nurse around the clock it was almost unfair having a girlfriend at the time, because I am sure I could of gotten me at least some foreplay.

Originally posted by King Castle
as do gay men more often then not, something you wanna tell us Starcraft? 😖hifty:

I BECAME A NURSE TO MAKE SOME MONEY AND USE THAT MONEY TO LIVE MY LIFE... Food shelter bills (money to go out at restaurants) and the most important of all. TO F a female nurse... (next one is F a CNA [F a patient? nah!])

Originally posted by StarCraft2
I BECAME A NURSE TO MAKE SOME MONEY AND USE THAT MONEY TO LIVE MY LIFE... Food shelter bills (money to go out at restaurants) and the most important of all. TO F a female nurse... (next one is F a CNA)

He's got a good point. Nurses make bank. My aunt makes like 40 an hour for being an ER nurse or some shit.

Originally posted by StarCraft2
I BECAME A NURSE TO MAKE SOME MONEY AND USE THAT MONEY TO LIVE MY LIFE... Food shelter bills (money to go out at restaurants) and the most important of all. TO F a female nurse... (next one is F a CNA [F a patient? nah!])

bn thinking if you are not allowed to injure a patient what happens when you put an I.V. or give CPR..

Originally posted by King Castle
bn thinking if you are not allowed to injure a patient what happens when you put an I.V. or give CPR..

How exactly is that injuring someone? CPR usually saves lives not injures them. As for the I.V. the patient usually gives consent before they actually do it.

not some wards.

but CPR if done right can crack some ribs if not break them.

its how i was trained in combat 1st aid.

Originally posted by King Castle
not some wards.

but CPR if done right can crack some ribs if not break them.

its how i was trained in combat 1st aid.

Ahh I see what you meant now. Yeah, you can usually cave someones chest in, but you have to do it a certain way. I'm sure we both learned the same way if you learned combat first aid.

As far as the pickline goes, if you're not combat medic then yes. Soldiers tend to **** that shit up tremendously so it does kind of hurt or get annoying after a while.

actually my idiot friends (who knows a nurse/married a nurse/whos got a girlfriend who works as a nurse) enticed me with the 40-50 dollar an hour by becoming a nurse. (my friends are mooching off their wives/girlfriends who worked as a nurse) I didnt know what I wanted to be. I became a nurse instead.

The words of my friend ---"if you become a nurse, you gonna make major bank. you gonna fck any girl you want."

I lafft/scofft it off.

as for the do no harm thing.

as for I.V. Call a Phlebotomist/experienced nurse/practice on a chicken/take IV certification class for experience.
CPR is attempting to save life so a little crack rib is better than dying. Nurses are protected by Samaritan law.

hmm.. i was seeing a nurse as a young kid didnt know they made good money but, she did it as a calling since her family was rich pharmaceutical stock holders...

probably shouldnt have caffed her off but i was upgrading at least i thought that at the time.

my final 2 cents for this thread...

HOOK UP WITH A FEMALE NURSE...(if youre a straight man or a lesbo girl)

HOOK UP WITH A MALE NURSE (if youre gay)

nah,

i'll just keep chasin my friend's friends who are upper class and havent worked a day in their life and probably never will..

hopefully this time around i wont be cocky enough to say no to them when asked a very important question.

Originally posted by King Castle
nah,

i'll just keep chasin my friend's friends who are upper class and havent worked a day in their life and probably never will..

hopefully this time around i wont be cocky enough to say no to them when asked a very important question.

They just want to slum it for a bit before they marry the [white] guy who'll take care of them financially for the rest of their lives, post divorce too.

whats the important question?

asking her for her hand in marriage?
to tie the knot?

Notice the Ads in this thread are about job offers in healthcare? or nursing schools?

Originally posted by StarCraft2
whats the important question?

asking her for her hand in marriage?
to tie the knot?

another offered to take care of me and move to florida for school while her dad paid for it all.. he offered to pay for my schoolin and buy us a house plus marriage would have bn the unavoidable result.

the latter, i was 18, 19 at the time really scared me.

the 1st i was 21 iirc.

i was scared of commitment plus some really bad advice as well from certain ppl.. i also had this selfish shallow attitude about upgrading which i did regularly.