Superman wants you dead.

Started by chomperx93 pages

Originally posted by batdude123
Honestly, are you trying to argue plot-lines and character personalities here? If we use your logic, why in God's name would Luthor agree to protect your pathetically useless ass? Do you have something to offer him in return (no homo)?

The thread is simply asking who can build a device that can stop Superman.

Not to mention the fact that Luthor has tried on countless occasions to kill Superman, so I doubt 24 hours is going to make any difference.

if it involves taking down superman lex would not mind helping

K, so it's obvious you've never picked up a comic before.

Originally posted by batdude123
K, so it's obvious you've never picked up a comic before.
you trying to say lex would not mind taking down superman ?

you should try reading some superman comics

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
I dont know...

Richards and Doom have succeeded in stopping Galactus from achieving his goal of consumming Earth/Battleworld...Galactus>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Superman.

Superman >>>>>>>> Galactus... in speed. Also, to be frank, Doom and Reed beat Big-G, because Big-G is a pussy. The only reason he doesn't succeed is because he sits on his ass and let's Doom and Reed come up with some ridiculous method of derailing his plan.

You think a non-phucking-around Superman is gonna let Lex or Bruce or Doom or Reed, hit him with someone PIS-filled energy beam that takes away his powers? Pfft, you're underestimating Supes' intelligence.

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Originally posted by chomperx9
you trying to say lex would not mind taking down superman ?

you should try reading some superman comics

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Why has the average IQ level of KMC posters fallen within the special education range?

Originally posted by marwash22
Superman >>>>>>>> Galactus... in speed. Also, to be frank, Doom and Reed beat Big-G, because Big-G is a pussy. The only reason he doesn't succeed is because he sits on his ass and let's Doom and Reed come up with some ridiculous method of derailing his plan.

You think a non-phucking-around Superman is gonna let Lex or Bruce or Doom or Reed, hit him with someone PIS-filled energy beam that takes away his powers? Pfft, you're underestimating Supes' intelligence.

They got 24 hours to prepare...remember? And with CIS in effect, thats PLENTY of time for them to come up with some fool-proof device that'll reduce The Man of Steel into a profoundly retarded, blubbering, infant...

Hell, with CIS in effect, 1 hour should be enough prep in all honesty; with 24 hours, Richards would have enough time to have a few drinks with his wife, bang her until she's exhausted and sore, and watch two episodes of Dexter before even lifting a finger to put together his Superman-Nullifier...

Originally posted by batdude123
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Why has the average IQ level of KMC posters fallen within the special education range?

LOL

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
They got 24 hours to prepare...remember? And with CIS in effect, thats PLENTY of time for them to come up with some fool-proof device that'll reduce The Man of Steel into a profoundly retarded, blubbering, infant...

Hell, with CIS in effect, 1 hour should be enough prep in all honesty; with 24 hours, Richards would have enough time to have a few drinks with his wife, bang her until she's exhausted and sore, and watch two episodes of Dexter before even lifting a finger to put together his Superman-Nullifier...

GTFO!

And what is Superman doing in this span of 24 hours, painting his goddamn nails?

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
They got 24 hours to prepare...remember? And with CIS in effect, thats PLENTY of time for them to come up with some fool-proof device that'll reduce The Man of Steel into a profoundly retarded, blubbering, infant...

Hell, with CIS in effect, 1 hour should be enough prep in all honesty; with 24 hours, Richards would have enough time to have a few drinks with his wife, bang her until she's exhausted and sore, and watch two episodes of Dexter before even lifting a finger to put together his Superman-Nullifier...

I think you mix up CIS with PIS.

Originally posted by marwash22
GTFO!

And what is Superman doing in this span of 24 hours, painting his goddamn nails?

Well according to the OP he's doing nothing as nothing is specified...

Although one can assume that he is having mental orgasm's while imagining all the pain and suffering he's going to inflict on you for killing Lois...

Originally posted by Parmaniac
I think you mix up CIS with PIS.

No, I really mean CIS (and I know the difference btw); in the senario put forth in the OP, Supes is the bad guy here and whoever you get to help you is the good guy...

Unless this occurs in a What If, innocent people typically dont die in the situation put forth by the OP; a plot device is used and the "bad guy" (Supes in this case) fails in his goal to kill the innocent...

So again, with CIS in effect, Supes fails to kill against Richards or Doom...or anyone listed by the OP to be honest...but I would put my faith in Richards or Doom without hesitation.

This thread is pure fail.

It doesn't take Superman 24 hours to do anything. He's pissed... why is he waiting 24 hours unless he knows you have the option of hiring someone to stop him? With that being the case, he would use use his 24 hours to prep as well. 😬

Originally posted by marwash22
This thread is pure fail.

It doesn't take Superman 24 hours to do anything. He's pissed... why is he waiting 24 hours unless he knows you have the option of hiring someone to stop him? With that being the case, he would use use his 24 hours to prep as well. 😬

you could do more with 24hr prep than superman could

Originally posted by Starscream M
you could do more with 24hr prep than superman could
wow, this is Carver-level lowballing.

Originally posted by marwash22
wow, this is Carver-level lowballing.
how so? you know everything about Superman and he knows nothing about you. You could therefore use that 24hrs much better than he could.

Originally posted by Starscream M
how so? you know everything about Superman and he knows nothing about you.

I don't think Superman needs 24 hours to wrap his brain around the fact that he could kill you with his pinky.

Originally posted by Starscream M
how so? you know everything about Superman and he knows nothing about you. You could therefore use that 24hrs much better than he could.
Oh ok, i misunderstood what you were trying to say.

Though, in this scenario, I wouldn't be the one prepping. He does indeed know just as much about Lex and Bruce as they know about him. He knows Bruce and Lex have kryptonite, so why wouldn't he strap-on (strap-on... see what i did there?) one of those containment suits?

Supes is pissed.

"Because he believes you brutally tortured and killed his wife" meaning hes ready to kill you, so prep.

Who you pick that character makes "create a weapon" meaning one

Say you are in the baxter building and Reed has the UN.

Supes blitz and takes the UN or FTL fly by shooting or hes far away blasting you with HV.

Supes can kill you if he wants too.

exactly, none of these people can stop Superman.