You need a shave.

I don't think either Norm or Harvey would kill me. I'd choose between these two.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
I don't think either Norm or Harvey would kill me. I'd choose between these two.

Harvey would decide on a coin toss though but its still a better chance than most of the others. Deadpool and Norman are safest bets as Deadpool can be bribed with porn.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
5000000 Banes, a guy with a flamethrower, 5000 bears.

Originally posted by 753
DP would not seriously hurt random people for the lulz like the others.

Originally posted by Mindset
Not intentionally, he'd either be daydreaming or hallucinating while he's shaving you though.

Always a danger with Deadpool but the party afterwards would be awesome.