So in AZ, they are the requisite farty religious ass holes who try to ruin haloween and have the worst candy anyway/. Here's an easier solution. If you don't want your house egged and toilet papered, how about not handing out lameshitheartburnbrokenfilling candy instead of imposing your faith on everyone. Spend the extra 25 cents and splurge on something other than Bit-O-Honey and Sugar Daddys. I've got news for ya, if you give kids that hardened pink gum that tastes like furniture polish or those peanut things in the black and orange wax paper, you deserve whatever happens.
Originally posted by Darth Jello
So in AZ, they are the requisite farty religious ass holes who try to ruin haloween and have the worst candy anyway/. Here's an easier solution. If you don't want your house egged and toilet papered, how about not handing out lameshitheartburnbrokenfilling candy instead of imposing your faith on everyone. Spend the extra 25 cents and splurge on something other than Bit-O-Honey and Sugar Daddys. I've got news for ya, if you give kids that hardened pink gum that tastes like furniture polish or those peanut things in the black and orange wax paper, you deserve whatever happens.
I do not know what you are talking about:
Bit-O-Honey is good stuff.
On top of that, some of the best candy is the bubble gum, man! Double bubble, all the way, browski!
It's tootsie rolls that I think you're wanting to talk about. Lamest candy invented, imo.
Seriously? Tootsie Rolls are awesome. Bit-O-Honey and Candy Corn, that's the real crap. Let's make a rule, if the candy you hand out is made entirely of corn syrup and honey, unidentifiable nut byproduct, gum, loose change, Yo-Go's, or brittle, you deserve retribution.
Licorice is something I'm conflicted on cause I like it and everyone who doesn't gives all their licorice flavored stuff to me which I like.