Who would thanos pick as a prep partner

Started by Black bolt z4 pages

Originally posted by Nihilist
Why not?
because hes not from the same omniverse?

He keeps an eye on Rhino hysterical

Originally posted by Black bolt z
because hes not from the same omniverse?
Doesnt mean a thing, Mr Mxy has hinted before that he is the Impossible Man in Marvel.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
He keeps an eye on Rhino hysterical
He used Rhino in that story.

Originally posted by Nihilist
He used Rhino in that story.
And Venom?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
People are hilarious in actually thinking Cho or Doom would make Thanos look bad.

It would be like:

Thanos: "This is my force block gun which I used to defeat Thor!"

Cho: "Dude, I wtfpwned Thor with my freakin iPod after I spent 30 seconds hacking it."

Thanos: "B-But I spent 3 months devising my force block gun!"

Cho: "Three months LOL!!! Dude, I built a force block projector out of an old pen flashlight when I was like 3 years old!! Yours is like the size of a freakin bazooka LOL!!!! Hey Pym, you getting this man????"

Pym (text message): <LOL!!!>

Thanos: "What is this... I-Pod??"

Cho: "LOL at the old geezer doesn't know what an iPod is!! lololol rofl!!!"

Thanos: "Hmmm. This touch screen is most impressive. Perhaps I can adapt it to improve my own instrumentation!"

Cho: "LOLOLOL!!! OMG this is gold!!!"

Pym: <LOL!!!>

Cho: "Here, check out this video of me beating Mr X. See, I throw the arrows all over the damn place but I calculate all the trajectories at once so they all bounce around and hit him and take him out. Neat huh?"

Thanos: "That is... impossible. Nobody is capable of that! How did you - I do not understand how that would work..."

Cho: "yeah, lol at that. Hey Thanos, I just hacked your files and was reading about the quest for the Infinity Gems. Did you really take out Champion by making him so angry he smashed the planet he was standing on?"

Thanos: "Indeed. A brilliant strategy, even if I do say so myself!"

Cho: "Err... isn't that basically the strategy Spider-Man comes up with to take out that dumbass Rhino? You know, make him so angry he charges and runs into the wall and KOs himself?"

Thanos: "I, err... was not aware..."

Cho: "Wow! Super strategy genius FTW LOL!"
Pym: <LOLOLOL!!!>
Banner: <LOLOLOLOL!!!>

^ Pym txting Cho with "LOL" was my favorite part. 😂 👆

Originally posted by basilisk
It would be like:

Thanos: "This is my force block gun which I used to defeat Thor!"

Cho: "Dude, I wtfpwned Thor with my freakin iPod after I spent 30 seconds hacking it."

Thanos: "B-But I spent 3 months devising my force block gun!"

Cho: "Three months LOL!!! Dude, I built a force block projector out of an old pen flashlight when I was like 3 years old!! Yours is like the size of a freakin bazooka LOL!!!! Hey Pym, you getting this man????"

Pym (text message): <LOL!!!>

Thanos: "What is this... I-Pod??"

Cho: "LOL at the old geezer doesn't know what an iPod is!! lololol rofl!!!"

Thanos: "Hmmm. This touch screen is most impressive. Perhaps I can adapt it to improve my own instrumentation!"

Cho: "LOLOLOL!!! OMG this is gold!!!"

Pym: <LOL!!!>

Cho: "Here, check out this video of me beating Mr X. See, I throw the arrows all over the damn place but I calculate all the trajectories at once so they all bounce around and hit him and take him out. Neat huh?"

Thanos: "That is... impossible. Nobody is capable of that! How did you - I do not understand how that would work..."

Cho: "yeah, lol at that. Hey Thanos, I just hacked your files and was reading about the quest for the Infinity Gems. Did you really take out Champion by making him so angry he smashed the planet he was standing on?"

Thanos: "Indeed. A brilliant strategy, even if I do say so myself!"

Cho: "Err... isn't that basically the strategy Spider-Man comes up with to take out that dumbass Rhino? You know, make him so angry he charges and runs into the wall and KOs himself?"

Thanos: "I, err... was not aware..."

Cho: "Wow! Super strategy genius FTW LOL!"
Pym: <LOLOLOL!!!>
Banner: <LOLOLOLOL!!!>

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Loki or SS.

Originally posted by Nihilist
Doesnt mean a thing, Mr Mxy has hinted before that he is the Impossible Man in Marvel.

That's not Darkseid, that's Durkseid. He's a villain that happens to look like Darkseid.

Originally posted by Nihilist
Doesnt mean a thing, Mr Mxy has hinted before that he is the Impossible Man in Marvel.

And in a crossover story with impossible man and mxy impossible man was pulling off mxy like feats then later stated he was only doing them because mxy empowered him to during that arc otherwise those feats were outside his domain....

Oh an thanos would pick apocalypse. Thanos can easily beat him if necessary... And access to celestial tech would make him profoundly more powerful than before... If apoc can use the tech the way he has... Thanos would pull a korvac with it...

Re: Who would thanos pick as a prep partner

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
order these guys on who would thanos prefer as a prep partner if he knew everything about these guys

Loki
Apocolypse
Thor
Amadeus Cho
Batman
Silver Surfer

Take Apocalypse out of there .

He is prep wise the weakest link.

with 1000 of years and celestial tech his achievements are pathetic.

Originally posted by godking
Take Apocalypse out of there .

He is prep wise the weakest link.

with 1000 of years and celestial tech his achievements are pathetic.

And he still fights the X-Men, AoA and cartoon is better than 616 version.

Originally posted by basilisk
It would be like:

Thanos: "This is my force block gun which I used to defeat Thor!"

Cho: "Dude, I wtfpwned Thor with my freakin iPod after I spent 30 seconds hacking it."

Thanos: "B-But I spent 3 months devising my force block gun!"

Cho: "Three months LOL!!! Dude, I built a force block projector out of an old pen flashlight when I was like 3 years old!! Yours is like the size of a freakin bazooka LOL!!!! Hey Pym, you getting this man????"

Pym (text message): <LOL!!!>

Thanos: "What is this... I-Pod??"

Cho: "LOL at the old geezer doesn't know what an iPod is!! lololol rofl!!!"

Thanos: "Hmmm. This touch screen is most impressive. Perhaps I can adapt it to improve my own instrumentation!"

Cho: "LOLOLOL!!! OMG this is gold!!!"

Pym: <LOL!!!>

Cho: "Here, check out this video of me beating Mr X. See, I throw the arrows all over the damn place but I calculate all the trajectories at once so they all bounce around and hit him and take him out. Neat huh?"

Thanos: "That is... impossible. Nobody is capable of that! How did you - I do not understand how that would work..."

Cho: "yeah, lol at that. Hey Thanos, I just hacked your files and was reading about the quest for the Infinity Gems. Did you really take out Champion by making him so angry he smashed the planet he was standing on?"

Thanos: "Indeed. A brilliant strategy, even if I do say so myself!"

Cho: "Err... isn't that basically the strategy Spider-Man comes up with to take out that dumbass Rhino? You know, make him so angry he charges and runs into the wall and KOs himself?"

Thanos: "I, err... was not aware..."

Cho: "Wow! Super strategy genius FTW LOL!"
Pym: <LOLOLOL!!!>
Banner: <LOLOLOLOL!!!>

😂

Brilliant.