Kratos VS Link- WRESTLING

These regular threads with link ive been reading lately are extremely bland... "this vs this... fight".

rules are simple. there is a circle, approximately 30 feet in diameter, first one to get there shoulder blades PINNED (touching the floor) loses.

there is absolutely no item of any kind aloud, except link gets the golden gauntlets (because we all know kratos' strength is absurd).

ROUND 1: both characters start in neutral position(STANDING)

ROUND 2: kratos starts on top, in this postion: http://img.search.com/thumb/8/82/Wrestling_falconfrenzy158.jpg/200px-Wrestling_falconfrenzy158.jpg

ROUND 3: link starts on top

obviously, there is no striking aloud in this match. along with ripping of any limbs.

Why would you do this?

Why?

Kratos is not only stronger, I would wager that, being Greek, he is a better Wrassler.

So the Link threads were getting tiresome, so you made another one. Now I remember why I didn't like you. 😬

And wrestling? Really?

Hercules was using a crouching wrestling pose when fighting Kratos barehanded.

Originally posted by Sappho

ROUND 1: both characters start in neutral position(STANDING)

mmm

ROUND 2: kratos starts on top.

😱

ROUND 3: link starts on top.

🤨

This is ghey. 😐 After GoW 3 Kratos' strength got beyond retarded. Not even the GG's make Link stronger. 😬

Killa!

It's been awhile.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
This is ghey.

My thoughts almost exactly. But I was going more along the lines of "a" instead of "he."

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
So the Link threads were getting tiresome, so you made another one. Now I remember why I didn't like you. 😬

And wrestling? Really?

i meant the way they were being made was tiresome. and i dont know even know if thats a legit reason to not like someone... your just, tbh, an *******.

wrestling... because i do it for my highschool, and i like it. i wonder if you have friends being a dick and sarcastic like that.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Killa!

It's been awhile.

Actually, **** this, this is a draw. Both characters are easily strong enough to throw around the other with insane ease. It's just about who lands on their shoulders first, and if you have to pin the other character, neither character is heavy enough to remain ontop of the other.

Kratos has super inertia as an implied power though.

: P

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Kratos has super inertia as an implied power though.

: P

Men do not cry.

Unless they are very hungry.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Men do not cry.

Unless they are very hungry.

AHHHHH MY WRIST

Doesn't break physics, just makes Link durable. uhuh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Actually, **** this, this is a draw. Both characters are easily strong enough to throw around the other with insane ease. It's just about who lands on their shoulders first, and if you have to pin the other character, neither character is heavy enough to remain ontop of the other.

You can win in points, assuming Sappho meant High School wrestling rules.

And Kratos would be able to more often and more reliably take Link down.

Not to mention holds that can be done to make your strength not really matter.

Unless you think Link can lift himself by his heels onto his feet, a head and arm takedown leading into a pin would work well.

No my wrist really does hurt right now.

Stop fapping.