Riggs versus Ninja Chick...

Originally posted by Robtard
Regardless of mileage, McClane improves with age. His level of super-human-ness doesn't allow a "I'm getting too old for this shit."

Last flick, he's jumping out of speeding cars, clinging onto jet-fighters and shooting himself through an already shot shoulder just to make a point.

Not really relevant, Rob. And also it's complete bullshit. He was far more deadly in DH1.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So Riggs just pussies out...? What other excuse is there for the vast gulf of disparity between the two track records...?

2 good but ageing ones and the other two knackered out, useless versions, you mean.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

haermm Riggs got his ass kicked more at h2h in LW4 than Mac did in DH4, and needed saving by the wife in 3, and by Murtaugh again all the way. ✅

Fixed.

i am surprised this thread has lasted 4 pages lol

I know, right? Riggs SO kicks her ass here.

Kicking her donkey will not help. Screen feats only, dude.

Fighting her would. But hes not got onscreen woman-fighting feats to his credit.....so Ninja Chick wins ina massive stomp while Riggs stands there all gentleman-like and recieves the gift of being able to see though his own shorts, after she repositions his head directly into his anal area.

Nope. He'd go into rage mode and snap her neck, then rape her corpse.

Hed go into rage mode, made a usual 'Crazy Riggs' mistake, and then like usual, get captured...only this time to spend the evening as test subject for her catalogue bought Ninjalezzer strap on device.

Let's see......Who has better screen feats? Riggs.

Who's faster? Riggs.

Who's stronger? Riggs.

Who's saying Ninja Chick out of spite? sadako.

Riggs wins.

Lets see......Who had better screen feats? McClane.

Whos faster? McClane (Riggs wouldnt be able to clear those NY city blocks in Die Hard 3 sp fast)

Who stronger...? McClane judging by all onscreen feats.

Nope. Not my thread, baby. Not spite. Fact. 🙂
Onscreen feats dictate that Riggs cant fight women.

Riggs is penetrated by the rough handed ninja chicks stabbing pole all night.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lets see......Who had better screen feats? McClane.

Whos faster? McClane (Riggs wouldnt be able to clear those NY city blocks in Die Hard 3 sp fast)

Who stronger...? McClane judging by all onscreen feats.

Nope. Not my thread, baby. Not spite. Fact. 🙂
Onscreen feats dictate that Riggs cant fight women.

Riggs is penetrated by the rough handed ninja chicks stabbing pole all night.

Why you bringing Mac into this? What onscreen feats prove Riggs can't fight women?

Also, in this thread, MY thread, Riggs is perfectly willing to fight a woman. Deal with it.

The fact that there are none of him fighting women:
Only getting them killed, and being saved by them.

Well why don't you give Riggs Ed-209 as a sidekick whilst youre at it...?
Cause thats just as legitmate an addition as Riggs' new women beating skills.

No Im afraid the only way Riggs wins this without Ed-209, is to Date/Marry Ninja Chick.

Judging by LW screen fests she should be dead within half an hour.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Riggs (Lethal Weapon 1-4) versus the Ninja Chick (Asian whore Mac fought in Die Hard 4.)

H2H combat. Fight takes place in the Cobra-Kai dojo from the Karate Kid, to the death.

Who wins?

See? no mention of Riggs not being able to fight women.

Riggs wins.

Yeah so all that says is "Riggs' ass gets beat" given that hes not a woman-hitter. A woman renter...maybe... (Picking up working girls from the streets to go watch three stooges with him)

Well in fairness, none of us realised this was an 'Uber-fantasy-non-screenfeats-powers-equipped-Riggs vs Ninja Chick' thread.

You should have made that more clear in your OP.

So.....If I were to make a "Superman versus Mary (from Hancock) thread, you'd seriously say "Supes never fought a woman, he loses?

Lame.

Riggs wins.

I dunno about going as far as 'loses'.... Unless mary can actually destroy him.... But it would be a "Superman reaches Impasse" type deal if he can keep himself away from her.

Riggs wins "Action hero with most ass-savings by other people to his name" ✅

If you say so.

Which coincidentally, I do. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I dunno about going as far as 'loses'.... Unless mary can actually destroy him.... But it would be a "Superman reaches Impasse" type deal if he can keep himself away from her.

Riggs wins "Action hero with most ass-savings by other people to his name" ✅

As long as Hancock was no where near Mary she would eventually probably beat movie Supes.

I try to stay away from matchups like that.

The only reason it wouldn't be a huge debate is becuase Superman has like 5 movies, where Mary has been in one.