The Toxic Avenger vs The Riggtaugh

On the trail of an dirty cop who has been misappropriating the police departments Mops, Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh combine their honeymoon with a trip to NJ to follow up on some strong leads.

Their search leads the to Tromaville, where tracing the sources of rumours of the mops all leading to a guy called 'Melvin' take them to the Tromaville gym, where they hope to find evidence on the dirty cop..

Riggs and Murtaugh argue at the gym when Riggs has eyed up one of the guys there and Murtaugh starts getting all possessive.
During their spat, a bucket containing 12 mops falls over, several of them inexplicably wounding civilians gathered at the gym.

On hearing the distress caused by the commotion and what he percieves to be an attack on innocents, out bursts Melvin Toxic Avenger to confront Riggs and Murtaugh for a violent showdown.
Riggs and Murtaugh pull out their guns Roger has 30 rounds, Riggs 2 full beretta 9mm clips.

Its onnnnnnnnnnnn.

Who wins?
(1st movie screen feats only for all characters in their primes.)

I see a mop going up asses and heads being split in two.

The battle could be as epic as this, according to some of Rigg's supporters:

YouTube video

Never seen TA. Vid?

Toxic Avenger rips their arms off and beats their wives with them.

I think he had HF as well.

Tromaville is the most messed up place next to Twin Peaks.

Toxie is one badass mo fo.. Riggtaugh runs away with his tail between his legs lol

Just watched a clip of TA taking 5 .357's and not even slowing down.

Biggest spite thread ever. Might as well make a McClane versus Deadpool thread.

😆 T.A. is like the 80's Lou Ferringo Hulk but with no morals.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Biggest spite thread ever. Might as well make a McClane versus Deadpool thread.

I know! Poor Deadpool!

Nah, poor McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never seen TA. Vid?

YouTube video

I thought you starred in it as pre-toxic Melvin. 😛 (j/k)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just watched a clip of TA taking 5 .357's and not even slowing down.

Biggest spite thread ever. Might as well make a McClane versus Deadpool thread.

Not really spite, more of a fun thread designed to keep levity.

Can't Riggs kick him or try to break his neck..?

Necks're necks according to you.

Originally posted by Robtard
I see a mop going up asses and heads being split in two.

Its a distinct possibility. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not really spite, more of a fun thread designed to keep levity.

Can't Riggs kick him or try to break his neck..?

Necks're necks according to you.

Not directly I guess.

You would just assume it mutated with the rest of his body.

Yes. It certainly got a lot wider.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That depends. Was it ever implied that TA's neck was anything more than a regular neck?

Was it ever implied that McClane's neck was anything other than a regular neck?
No. But it endures more than any neck/back we've seen enduring anything without breaking before.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Was it ever implied that McClane's neck was anything other than a regular neck?
No. But it endures more than any neck/back we've seen enduring anything without breaking before.

What exactly did it endure?

All four Die Hard movies.

Many fights with world class MA artists, Marines, Assassins, Mercenaries, and humungoid lunatics.....And the constant trauma to it from falls, explosions, tumbles down stairs, crashes, etc etc that would have broken our necks/backs or at the very least slipped a few discs...