Who would you rather be Colossus or Hulk?

Started by KingD194 pages

Truthfully, Colossus doesn't need to transform to have a successful football career. He's like 6'3-6'7, 300lbs, and can bench 500lbs in human form. He'd make a killer defensive end or tight end. Even linebacker.

I dont think any woman is going to want to have sex with a man with a steel penis.

Originally posted by zeel
I dont think any woman is going to want to have sex with a man with a steel penis.

Shows what you know.....obviously he doesn't have to be metal all the time....and on top of that, Colossus' stamina is infinite, he could go on for as long as she wanted.

Originally posted by KingD19
Shows what you know.....obviously he doesn't have to be metal all the time....and on top of that, Colossus' stamina is infinite, he could go on for as long as she wanted.

I wasnt aware he had infinite stamina while in human form.

I meant in his metal form, and like I said, any woman whose ever used a toy will love having one that can do all the things a real penis can, and probably won't ever go soft.

how disturbing this thread has become

I don't know how it turned into that, and I apologize. lol.

Originally posted by KingD19
I don't know how it turned into that, and I apologize. lol.
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was just messing around hopefully no one took it seriously.