Revan vs Yoda · Star Wars Versus Forum

axel_jovan Looking around.

Originally posted by ares834
Spite!

Hardly, see:

This

Originally posted by truejedi
Yoda really isn't much of a fighter anyway.
Against REVAN?!?!? please. Revan was the THE dark Lord of the Sith for quite some time! and he singlehandedly led his army of Jedi against the Mandalorians! And he defeated hordes of Dark Jedi and bounty hunters of considerable skill!

and this

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
He also defeated Mandalore the Ultimate. And Kreia akinned him to the Heart of the Force. AND he defeated Malak. AND he was in the same room as Bandon once. AND his holocron tutored Bane, who beat Kas'im!
Revan wins. This isn't even a contest.

Revan > ALL 💃

truejedi Senior Member

Spoiler:
I'm really starting to get confused on who is being sarcastic anymore... but I'm going to stay the course.

Yoda never even had a peak. His peak is some unknown time, and when Yoda is called "the greatest foe the darkness had ever known" it is clearly saying "he used to be, but he isn't anymore cause he is old"

Its called subtext and common sense people. Pathetic ROTS Yoda, old and decrepit how he is, isn't going to last 10 seconds.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Yo yo, that's tight, TJ. Yoda got nothin' goin' for him now. It's all past tense, you know what I'm saying?

truejedi Senior Member

Poor old Yoda. Everybody letting him play Grand Master or whatever, Everybody treating him like he nasty, Everybody letting him win lightsaber duels and throw their s**** around, and in the end, it was all a big ol' prank on master Yoda, cause when it came right down to it, he was an odd 300 years past his so-called "Prime" and never had a chance anyway.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Prime be right, foo'. Only person in the galaxy able to take on KTM is the big man--you know who I'm talkin' about... Optimus "Big Poppa" Prime! Give it up n*ggas!

truejedi Senior Member

Hells Yeah!

"I'll take you all on!"

Maybe most inspiration moment in cinema history.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

It would be pretty Alphanumeric.

Jinsoku Takai CIT Network Technician

This is highly entertaining.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
This is highly entertaining.

If you think that's entertaining, wait until you see me ride my unicycle and perform my ultimate badass card tricks.

Jinsoku Takai CIT Network Technician

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
If you think that's entertaining, wait until you see me ride my unicycle and perform my ultimate badass card tricks.

My bad-ass card tricks are waaaay more bad-ass than your bad-ass card trcks. And I don't need a unicycle. I got me a ***king pogo stick. Yeah - What now biotch?

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
My bad-ass card tricks are waaaay more bad-ass than your bad-ass card trcks. And I don't need a unicycle. I got me a ***king pogo stick. Yeah - What now biotch?

Dude, my bad-ass card tricks have been called "unseen", "out of this world" and "****ing awesome" by the narrative of life. I'm like the Revan to your Malak in bad-ass card tricks.

truejedi Senior Member

Bandon.

Zampanó The Blind Critic

Originally posted by truejedi
Bandon.

ares834 Senior Member

Bandon.

truejedi Senior Member

He permeates the very air we breathe. (And holy crap RN, i really never thought I would reach the end there.)

Zampanó The Blind Critic

i hear that about my revan a lot.

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