The Expendables vs Predator

Instead of Dutch's Rescue Team, the CIA sends in the renowned covert ops mercenary team The Expendables, and Dillion, to destroy the guerrilla camp in Val Verde, Guatemala. Just like Dutch's team, they discover the destroyed copter and the bodies of Jim Hopper and his men. After (just like Dutch's team) destroying the guerrilla camp and capturing Anna, they (also just like Dutch's team) take the valley route to get to the extraction point. However shit gets serious when Tool is shot in the chest by the Predator (Jungle Hunter variant). Soon after, Jensen is slashed and disemboweled. Both his and Tool's bodies mysteriously disappear, with only mutilated pieces of their bodies being left. Anna tells the Expendables the local legends. Realizing their mysterious enemy is hunting them like game, the Expendables must fight to survive.

The Team:

Barney Ross- Beretta 92FS, Single Action Army, 2 M1911 pistols, FN F2000 Tactical, Bowie Knife
Lee Christmas- Beretta 92G Elite, Heckler & Koch MP5K-PDW, 20 Throwing Knives, Bowie Knife
Yin Yang- F2000, Brügger&Thomet MP-9, FN P90TR
Toll Road- Heckler & Koch MP5K, Beretta 92FS
Hale Caesar- AA12 with FRAG 12 Rounds, Saiga 12, Beretta 92FS
George Dillon- twin Heckler & Koch HK94, M1911A1

All weapons have 30 rounds of ammo, which they carry though a small hammerspace backpack

What happens?

A battle ensues.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
A battle ensues.

Who wins that battle?

Probably Ross.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Probably Ross.

and everyone else dies?

yes!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes!!!

How?

Plasma beams shot up their asses.

Tall Road figures out the mud trick first. He lives.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Plasma beams shot up their asses.

So you're telling me Lee, Yin, Toll, and Hale have absolutely no way whatsoever of defending themselves?

NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unless the expendables have a defense against the plasma cannon they're toast

So Caesar's shotgun will not help them at all?

Expendables were gay. The Predator kills them all. Especially whoever the **** Jason Statham was.

Originally posted by Lestov16
So Caesar's shotgun will not help them at all?

providing they can see the pred.. did the expendables have any feats showing they can see something camouflaged

what are the expendables feats pertaining to being fired upon from a distance

Predator wins.