Reggie Vs The Gopher

Jock's pet snake Reggie from Raiders of the lost ark is slithering through the desert when he encounters the Gopher that laughed at Indiana Jone's elderly falling down malarky in KOTCS.

The snake gets all snake feats in movies like Anaconda etc.

The gopher gets all Gopher feats from The indy IV movie and Caddyshack.

Who wins...?

haermm WIN THREAD.

I'd go with the gopher.

Nice one!
Snake is the Coyote.

Gopher the Road Runner.

Gopher wins, by a landslide.

Two of the Ghostbusters couldn't kill the goddamn gopher. What makes think that a lowly Burmese Python can? shakefist