Harry Ellis, Respect!!!

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Harry Ellis, Respect!!!

HARRY ELLIS

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Harry Ellis, the guy who wanted to make a deal with Die Hard villain Hans Gruber. While working-class cop John McClane was fighting to stay alive and beat the bad guys, Ellis figured it would be better to treat the murderous terrorists the way he would any high powered business client. And with the cocaine fueled optimism of the rich and stupid, Ellis proclaims: "Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast, I think I can handle this Eurotrash."

Hans (who for the record isn't really a terrorist, just an exceptional thief) is actually momentarily amused by Ellis's audacity. "Hans, bubby, I'm your white knight," Ellis says to the dumfounded sociopathic mastermind. Ellis's solution is to pretend to be John McClane's good friend, thereby making him a bargaining chip in Hans's eyes. While McClane clearly detested Ellis the moment he met him, he nonetheless does his heroic best to convince Hans that the men are most certainly not friends.

Ellis is the greatest example of someone who has all the confidence in the world when he shouldn't have any. His over the top antics are perhaps the only moment in the movie where McClane and Hans probably agree on anything: that life would probably be better without Harry Ellis. While this fact is almost completely lost to poor Ellis himself, the reality of his situation starts to dawn on him when Hans puts a rather serious looking gun on the table between them.

"What am I a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun. This is radio here, not television," he says. But he still doesn't get it, and all of his Rolex-wearing, cocaine snorting, cock of the walk confidence leads to his taking a bullet to the head. In the end, Harry Ellis died doing what he loved: listening to himself talk.

You forgot to reference the source you copy/pasted all that from...

http://uk.stars.ign.com/articles/826/826238p1.html

Mhm, and? Is that like an MCRF rule? Didn't think so.

Well isnt copy and pasting stuff and just posting that only classified as spam? It also might be an issue copyright law-wise. (Depending on the site.)

Not to mention its just lazy nicking someone else's...and not even bothering to put pics up for your tribute subject....

Luckily, RJ, Booby....Im your white knight.

If you were my white knight, I'd eat buckshot.

As for "copyright infringement"...

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Hear that? That's the sound of no one caring.

Vids>>>>>Pics, babe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If you were my white knight, I'd eat buckshot.

Well Im your white knight, in that case.

Now be careful as you chew. Its a bit tough on the teeth, I'd suspect.

💃

Nah. Besides, how you gonna do that AND pay attention to Mac's nuts?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You forgot to reference the source you copy/pasted all that from...

http://uk.stars.ign.com/articles/826/826238p1.html

While reading that, I though to myself "this is way too well written and thought out to be RJ." 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
While reading that, I though to myself "this is way too well written and thought out to be RJ." 🙂
I could actually put it in better words. Didn't see the point, so I just copied and pasted. Pretty sure it's been done here alot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I could actually put it in better words. Didn't see the point, so I just copied and pasted. Pretty sure it's been done here alot.

No worries, I'm not upset at your plagiarizing ass. Thread's still funny.

Ellis is hard not to like, despite his treachery and weasellike nature. He's the type of guy I'd want throwing me a bachelor party.

'Til, of course, some German Jocks turn up and he tries selling your ass to them... 😖hifty:

I mean.... McClane let him off when he found him snorting the old peruvian marching powder in Holly's office.

Holly's office man.....Holly's office....

And he STILL sold out out the Mac when it became advantageous to do so.

The only other weasley corporate shark type I know of (of his Calibre) was Carter J Burke from Aliens...

He looked like a nice dude at first, then he throws you a batchelor party and then just as you fall asleep drunk, not only does Burke shave your eyebrows off, but something grips your head and you end up with a getting an organic tube shoved forcibly down your throat that lays a weird creature in your Thorax..

Surely that would make him suspect as a party host potential.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. Besides, how you gonna do that AND pay attention to Mac's nuts?

Hey, as evidenced by this, you're the one with his mind constantly on the McNutsack. 🙂

(Mine is just on the many feats that make him better than Riggs.)

Mmmm. I can see why a Harry Ellis/Carter J Burke party would appeal to you now, maybe lol

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I could actually put it in better words. Didn't see the point, so I just copied and pasted. Pretty sure it's been done here alot.

By you maybe. lol

Originally posted by Robtard
While reading that, I though to myself "this is way too well written and thought out to be RJ." 🙂

Hahahaha Yeah that was what made me suspicious too.

Originally posted by Robtard
No worries, I'm not upset at your plagiarizing ass. Thread's still funny.

+ 1

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
By you maybe. lol
K.

😛 Cheer up. Just bustin' chops...

I know, Pinball.

😛