Weakest film character who can best Rambo in a jungle

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Weakest film character who can best Rambo in a jungle

Whom is the "weakest" film character who can defeat Rambo in guerrilla warfare in a jungle?

Mogwai......it starts to rain.

I doubt mogwai would do anything to Rambo since they weren't vicious until they found food after midnight and became gremlins

Or got wet hence the rain.

A) What's up with all the recent Rambo threads.
B) What does Rambo have in this jungle.

Predator could take him, IMO.
Maybe Robocop... Toxic Avenger....Tarzan.

Also, those trees in Evil Dead that rape that woman.

I say swamp thing takes his ass down!

Good call.

A gang of triffids might be able to manage it also.

the pod people replace rambo with a 90 lb weakling 😄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Predator could take him, IMO.
Maybe Robocop... Toxic Avenger....Tarzan.

Also, those trees in Evil Dead that rape that woman.

Brendan Fraser-zan?

Connor MacLeod.

Those mini Ash's from Army of Darkness.

Dr. Manhattan plus the Sorcerer Supreme are probably juuuuuust enough to come up with a victory.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Dr. Manhattan plus the Sorcerer Supreme are probably juuuuuust enough to come up with a victory.

Someones gotta man-crush 😛

Originally posted by the ninjak
Or got wet hence the rain.

No water makes them multiply in numbers, it doesn't turn them into gremlins...they turn into Gremlins if they eat after midnight

Originally posted by steverules_2
No water makes them multiply in numbers, it doesn't turn them into gremlins...they turn into Gremlins if they eat after midnight

I didn't know that. So if you just wet Mogwai you get 50 Mogwais?

adrian balboa ftw

Jack Sparrow, through his amazing dumb luck. 😛

OK. Weakest Human Character 😄

Originally posted by Lestov16
OK. Weakest Human Character 😄

see here..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
adrian balboa ftw