You're the Man!

I am... A Picture In A Frame Of My Mom And Myself At Graduation Man!

Oddly enough, there is a porn dvd next to me.

Airman!

Cause to the right of my "monitor" is nothing but air*.

After the air?

Computer peripherals* do not count. After that? Nothing but air* again.

After that? The wall*.

So it was either Wallman or Airman.

*Yes, bitches, I am a minimalist: I hate clutter.

Big Black Dildo Man

It's for when Bardock comes over.

My girlfriend is right next to me.

So apparently now I'm "Short-Mexican-Chick Man"

Exactly what kind of power would that be?

Large supreme pizza from Dominos man.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
My girlfriend is right next to me.

So apparently now I'm "Short-Mexican-Chick Man"

Exactly what kind of power would that be?

You have the ability to project Short Mexican Chicks at opponents 😄

Nintendo DS Man lol.

I do not understand.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😆 Wouldn't that be Teabagman?

and I'm Candle Dude!

I'm...monster ripper energy juice...hmmm

You're the man, Francis, you're the man!

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Big Black Dildo Man

It's for when Bardock comes over.

You know I'm alright with your small black penis. Don't be so self-conscious.

morning wood guy!

boning his enemies like no other.

You are seeing a morning wood to your right? Whose?

Man, I cant even see.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are seeing a morning wood to your right? Whose?

i'd cock up the plans of injustice!

i can make dick puns all day.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You have the ability to project Short Mexican Chicks at opponents 😄

Go me! 💃

Originally posted by dadudemon
*Yes, bitches, I am a minimalist: I hate clutter.

I'm the same.

In the spirit of the thread though I am Drinks Coaster-Man, fighting against wayward drinks spillage!

If only I had one of my Batman figurines there... damn...