Darth Vader (ESB) & Bobba Fett (ESB) vs Yoda (ROTS)

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Higilo Member

Darth Vader (ESB) & Bobba Fett (ESB) vs Yoda (ROTS)

The bad boy team of the empire take on the good of the past.

On Dagobah. Don't ask why.

All out.

axel_jovan Looking around.

Yoda wins. He takes out Bobba in similar fashion as Mace vs Jango in AotC and then proceeds to win with Vader.

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Re: Darth Vader (ESB) & Bobba Fett (ESB) vs Yoda (ROTS)

Originally posted by Higilo
On Dagobah. Don't ask why.

Why?

truejedi Senior Member

yoda ftw.

RE: Blaxican #gottem

Boba Fett uses a shotgun. QED.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Fett is nothing to either of these guys. Yoda is gonna wreck Vader in sabers. Vader might wreck Yoda with the Force.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

The two foot midget who slams landing craft together disagrees.

truejedi Senior Member

vader gonna be all squishied.

Major Valerian Republic Navy
Originally posted by Darth Martin
Fett is nothing to either of these guys. Yoda is gonna wreck Vader in sabers. Vader might wreck Yoda with the Force.

Um, no. Yoda > Vader, forcewise.

Originally posted by axel_jovan
Yoda wins. He takes out Bobba in similar fashion as Mace vs Jango in AotC and then proceeds to win with Vader.

Really? Are we assuming Boba's jetpack is malfunctioning, then?

Slash_KMC Retired Helper
Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Boba Fett uses a shotgun. QED.

Ah, the shotgun. A Jedi's only weakness.

axel_jovan Looking around.
Originally posted by Major Valerian
Really? Are we assuming Boba's jetpack is malfunctioning, then?

Really? Are we assuming Boba’s jetpack makes any difference?
Let see:
Scenario 1: Boba shoots at Yoda. Yoda blitzes him and beheads Mace-style.

Scenario 2: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him and smashes him to the ground.

Scenario 3: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him, removes his jetpack with the force, and sends him flying even though Boba has no jetpack now.

Scenario 4: Boba shoots at Yoda, but to Boba’s misfortune his jetpack is malfunctioning so Yoda proceeds to behead him as in scenario 1.

Note: each scenario takes a few seconds.

Either way Yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boba and his jetpack

truejedi Senior Member

Why do we assume Boba even gets a jetpack? Yoda and his stardestroyer are much larger than boba and his jetpack.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Originally posted by axel_jovan
Really? Are we assuming Boba’s jetpack makes any difference?
Let see:
Scenario 1: Boba shoots at Yoda. Yoda blitzes him and beheads Mace-style.

Scenario 2: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him and smashes him to the ground.

Scenario 3: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him, removes his jetpack with the force, and sends him flying even though Boba has no jetpack now.

Scenario 4: Boba shoots at Yoda, but to Boba’s misfortune his jetpack is malfunctioning so Yoda proceeds to behead him as in scenario 1.

Note: each scenario takes a few seconds.

Either way Yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boba and his jetpack

Scenario 5: Boba uses Shotgun and Yoda dies.

truejedi Senior Member

Scenario 6 Boba reaches for shotgun and realizes that he has NEVER used a shotgun in the history of the mythos so he doesn't get one unless specified in the OP and then dies.

Slash_KMC Retired Helper

Boba is such a lousy Bounty Hunter, doesn't even have a shotgun, the one thing that can easily kill a Jedi.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Today's Cracked is appropriate here.

Major Valerian Republic Navy

Originally posted by axel_jovan
Really? Are we assuming Boba’s jetpack makes any difference?
Let see:
Scenario 1: Boba shoots at Yoda. Yoda blitzes him and beheads Mace-style.

Scenario 2: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him and smashes him to the ground.

Scenario 3: Boba flying around shooting at Yoda. Yoda force grips him, removes his jetpack with the force, and sends him flying even though Boba has no jetpack now.

Scenario 4: Boba shoots at Yoda, but to Boba’s misfortune his jetpack is malfunctioning so Yoda proceeds to behead him as in scenario 1.

Note: each scenario takes a few seconds.

Either way Yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boba and his jetpack

Only scenario 4 is similar, and that's assuming he didn't have a jetpack. Other than that, none of those are even close to a 'similar fashion to Mace vs Jango in AOTC'.....

I never said it made a difference. 🥷

Higilo Member

Dagobah, so limited vision and trees and soft soil, keep going

Slash_KMC Retired Helper
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Today's Cracked is appropriate here.

It's true though, Boba Fett didn't do anything in the movies. Vader did more in his opening scene.

plo koon 3745 Junior Member

yoda wins no question