Death Star vs a Borg CUbe

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
The Death Star would make sure it's at the proper angle to prevent that from happening before the battle even begins.

gg

Simple answer... time travel. The Borg would travel to a time period before the Empire exists. Game Over! 💃

Borg sends out a communication to the Death Star

We are the Borg, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile

Sidious replies back

Your arrogance blinds you

Death Star unleashes its main weapon, Borg shields absorbs but ship takes heavy damage to to immense power of the blast

Sidious and Vader then warp over to the Borg Cube as the Borg open fire on Death Star. Death Star is destroyed.

Sidious then tells Vader to wipe them out all of them

Vader goes medieval on Borg arse

Sidious meets the Borg Queen

foolish queen you are young and naive

only now, at the end, do you understand

sidious fries borg queen

vader then sets auto destruct on borg cube, they leave on tranports and get drunk on jawa juice

The hypothetical day a Borg cube can withstand a planet-disintegrating laser is the make-believe day that imaginary Hell freezes over.

u know? i put up this same match years ago and it was closed off and i was told to keep it star wars. so i read about it on comic book universe battles. (cbub)

its fun to read about this battle on cbub.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The hypothetical day a Borg cube can withstand a planet-disintegrating laser is the make-believe day that imaginary Hell freezes over.

The hypothetical day the Deathstar can target and hit a ship traveling at warp-speeds is the make-believe day that imaginary Santa Claus comes to town.

Ho-Ho-Ho.

So... Christmas?

Yeah Christmas happens every years. I guess that means every Dec. 24 a Death Star targets and destroys a Borg Cube.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Yeah Christmas happens every years. I guess that means every Dec. 24 a Death Star targets and destroys a Borg Cube.

Christmas is December 25th, jack-hole.

Originally posted by Robtard
Christmas is December 25th, jack-hole.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
And is the celebration of the Borg Cube's destruction a day prior, dumbass.

No need to emo-rage over a simple mistake, dude. Should have just said "oops, my bad."

U mad, bro? Calm down.

Well, technically the 24th would be correct because Santa "comes to town" on Christmas Eve to deliver the presents.

So Lord Lucien would be the most correct when he said the 24th. That's when Santa comes to town in most "jingles."

lulz

I think Borg stomp.

The Death Star fires its main weapon and the Borg cube is destroyed. But the Borg manage to beam on board the Death Star before that happens. Then they start assimilating the Storm troopers and the crew of the Death Star. The Borg take over the Death Star and turn it into a cube. The Borg win. 🙂

Use your words, TGT.

picture = 1,000 words

Death Star, with the enhanced morale boost of the Emperor and Vader's presence, as well as the enhanced laser of the Second Death Star, would destroy the Borg Cube

I don't know about you, but a guy who gets off on choking officers to death, and another guy who gets off blowing his realm's worlds to oblivion, isn't my idea of a "morale boost".