Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

Yay, I can now officially Hack the net as I have become an Assassin!

If you lived by these words, the words of an Assassin. What would you do?

if i was an assassin? - then i'd do assassiny things, like kill and whatnot.
but if i was still me(i should point out that im not an assassin) and lived by the assassins code? - then i'd do some assassiny things, but no killing.

things like: hide in trees, be awesome at darts, learn to run across water, plan some murders and sell them to real assassins, try to attend the assassins of canada guild meetings- only to be kicked out for not being an assassin and just a wannabe.

maybe one day go to assassins school.

bewbz.

RJ attempting an Assassination
pokey

Nah, RJ says live and let live.

RJ = The Spokesman Soft-Drinks
coke

RJ, a berzerker.

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if i was an Assassin i'd work my way up to the top then retire to Canada to stalk/kidnap select sexies and kill anyone who gets in my way
if the Order asks why, id just say that i believed them to be Templars awecool

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
if i was an Assassin i'd work my way up to the top then retire to Canada to stalk/kidnap kodak and kill anyone who gets in my way
if the Order asks why, id just say that i believed them to be Templars awecool

Originally posted by Dave_97
fix'ed

I'd be like Leon, I'd roll solo.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
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oh dont worry sweetie, youre on my list of kidnapping vin

Are, not is.

Originally posted by Dave_97
i should be the whole list.
there is no other sexy (male) canadians.
Kram3r doesnt count, hes an aussie.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Are, not is.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Sidney Crosby, Marc-Andre Fleury
then id possibly pop over to Ukraine for a certain Ruslan Fedotenko droolio

Originally posted by Dave_97
Boi, i will whoop you.

ever heard of them.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
they be hockey players
very sexy ones
together, you four shall be the foundation of my new micronation called... i dunno yet, but only sexy people are allowed in uhuh

Originally posted by Dave_97
no RJ w00t

Originally posted by Dave_97
no RJ w00t

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
he might be able to join my second micronation for only cool people, so if youre cool and sexy, youre right as rain with dual-citizenship in both nations awew00t